hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

nightmares prompts + dialogue

♡ their s/o having to shake them repeatedly for them to even notice it was a nightmare.

♡ “you’re here, you’re with me, it’s safe. i promise.”

♡ character thinking about their s/o and them being the only person who can pull them from the nightmare.

♡ “is this the price for my freedom?”

♡ “i live in that nightmare every time i close my eyes! i can’t escape, maybe i was never meant to.”

♡ character spending countless nights not sleeping so they don’t have nightmares but other characters start to notice.

♡ “you got out, listen! you got out.”

♡ character A cradling character B’s head while whispering sweet nothings into their ear in an attempt to calm character B.

♡ “i never wanted you to see this.”

♡ “do you mind staying? just for the night.”

♡ characters who hate each other sleeping in the same room so they can wake each other up if one has a nightmare.

♡ character slipping out of bed in the middle of the night so their love interest doesn’t notice the nightmares.

♡ character sleeping on the floor/couch because they can’t stand the bed.

♡ “how often does this happen?” “the real question is when doesn’t it happen.”

♡ their enemy heard them screaming from down the hall and runs to help just to find the character panting and covered in sweat in bed.

♡ “no one is going to hurt you again. no one.”

♡ character A making excuses to be in character B’s room to comfort them. “oh you know, the air conditioning in my room isn’t as good as yours.”

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*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

memeception

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

This works better than I thought it would.

This was in my senior project

I’m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO

FATALITY

We have officially created a new language 

I just had to do it to em

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

M E M E T E N

OwO?

You know I had to

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

THIRTEEN!?

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

well i added my contribution : )

why—

IM SCREAMING

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

One does not simply explain this

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

16 motherfucking layers

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

if i ever get the virus one of you just inject this thread into my vein and i’ll be fine

*That is really quite interesting.  It’s so recursive.  It really is like the development of some ideogram-based language.

This thread i swear to Hesh

this belongs here

i apologise that your Quality Blog™ has been tainted with this

since when was this a quality blog

since it’s inception

this is a gimmick blog themed gimmick blog. it is gimmick inception

and yet it’s quality nonetheless

I never thought I would actually see this post again

Not even outside of tumblr did I expect to see this again

I thought the only time I would ever see this post in the history of forever was one late night on a random youtube channel

But here it is

On my dash

:O

The original?! On my dash?!

Wow

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

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How to show helplessness

How to show optimism

How to show anticipation

How to show amusement

How to show respectfulness

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just started the apothecary diaries you all better be giving maomao the same autistic swagger you give laios

“Brother, why do you still walk on four legs, we have been liberated, stand…”

Pokemon Heritage Post

Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜

what watching too much anime does to a mf

aika grabbing the sandwich is so funny

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity

no it does not, I

am perfectly happy with

my obscurity

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

you didn't see shit. 🤫🏴🖤

Please don't ask me what my standard for shipping is. Theoretically, I'm a multi-shipper, but in practice, I have one main pairing in every fandom I'm in that I hate to see get shipped with other people, and then I'm down with the rest of the cast being with whoever.

Like, I hate (HATE) to see Uzi or N/Dazai or Chuuya/Zane and Kawaii-Chan being shipped with other characters, but the other people in the shows? At this point, they're in one big polycule🙏

@ivaeow 's event - day 01 ( gift )

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

stop that put my words back normal style

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

infectiouspiss

Mevrouwtje vreselijke lichaamstemperatuur regulatie trekt zijn hoodie weer uit

infectiouspiss

Mevrouwtje vreselijke lichaamstemperatuur regulatie trekt zijn hoodie weer aan

alphabetizing-posts

Aan hoodie lichaamstemperatuur mevrouwtje regulatie trekt vreselijke weer zijn

infectiouspiss

Stop dat zet mijn woorden terug normaal stijl

snailifier

🐌✨ slak geworden! 🐌✨

Snop snat snet mijn snoorden terug snormaal snijl

infectiouspiss

Ik zal het verdomme doen jij zoon van een teef snop snat nu meteen

The Dutch translation at the end is what really makes this post for me

The Dutch translation

at the end is what really

makes this post for me

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

AND HAIKU BOT!!

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

sorry im a lesbian

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

nothing escapes from me