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No one loves Kyle Broflovski as much as bitches who constantly put him in unspeakable situations
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Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.
*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*
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"I don't like you. You are just plain evil, manipulative, cruel, and sadistic, and the only reason we tolerate you is that it's better if you are where we can keep an eye on you at all times. So don't take what I'm about to tell you lightly: Thanks. We couldn't have done it without your help."
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yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode
get to know your mutuals♡
- if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)
- what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?
- are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?
- what is your style?
- regular milk or plant based milk?
- which one do you put first milk or cereal?
- fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)
and I'll go first cuz I can
girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷♀️🤷♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?
- I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart
- anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)
- something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other
- I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty
- regular but only 1,5% fat
- CEREAL
- sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed
and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer
1. i would like to be the cat i just love them
😭😭 sleeping 70% of your life? sounds like a dream. plus as a cat i wouldnt be fat just fluffy🎀
2. probably some clothes from the collection laying on my floor...
3. well tarot cards and crystals on my desk says im a witch🤭🤭
4. on a daily basics its some band shirt or cunty tops paired with too big for me jeans but when i feel like it im wearing more "gothic" outfits
5. only regular
6. milk.
7. feeding the victim glass sounds quite intriguing
sorry for my bad english >.<
hiiii m0rph!! :) 1. I'm not sure sure, but probably some kind of bird - ideally a colourful tropical one. I'd love to be able to have the freedom to fly, and I just think birds are so beautiful! 2. In a hurry? Probably just like baggy jeans and a t-shirt, which is honestly what I wear a lot of the time anyways. I don't really like wearing a lot of things cuz I can be pretty sensitive to the textures of a lot of clothes. :/ 3. Maybe a dryad? I really love nature and being in forests, so it could be a good fit I guess. 4. I mean ideally some sort of alt, but I don't have that many clothes for it (or in general) right now. Hopefully I'll have time to do some DIY stuff over the summer. Currently? I tend not to dress super fem cuz I don't really like it but tbh mostly casual.
5. Regular. Definitely. 6. Don't have cereal much anymore (</3) but when I do it's always cereal first. 7. I mean not to sound too weird but i vaguely remember having the idea of grating someone's sk1n 0ff (with a cheese grater) until they just eventually d1e from it? I mean I think this is a bit more similar to t0rture though. tagging my gorgeous mutuals: @marzippan @eeeeeeismeee @littlelambykins @wyndig0-reblogs (or @wyndig0s-blog) @dragonflys-words also open to anyone else who wants to! :D
- SNAKE (I just rly love snakes) if I had to choose it would probably be a red tail boa
- Same thing I wear everyday lol, baggy jeans, baggie t, baggie flannel, and my docs
- Love vampires, but I'd definitely be a dryad. I'm a Hozier listener and a lesbian, how can I not be?
- Butch grunge punk, I will say no more
- Regular. I don't care. Chocolate almond might be an exception, but probably not.
- I don't eat my cereal with milk </3
- I mean, if we're going for something simple I'd probably say Boomslang venom. Boomslang venom is a blood thinner and essentially just makes you bleed out through every orifice in your body. But I'm also a biiiiiigggg fan of cannibalism, so a quick and easy death by blunt force before eating the carcass is probably my fav. Can't say that I didn't want to say death by Saw trap, but honestly nothing can beat cannibalism :]
- a kookaburra if irl but id choose to be padfoot (as in sirius black) in fantasy bc no one said anything abt being a specific animal-slash-character (also bc i long to have a remus lupin of my own but shhhh)
- sweatpants and a sweater (fun fact i can wear sweaters in up to 100F heat bc idc and i cant feel it)
- siren or vampire (based on what myth were talking abt) bc i screech like a bird really often when i get startled and also i have a tendency to lure ppl in (its the personality guys) and also bc blood and death are staples of life
- dark academia (or whimsigoth sometimes when i have time and energy)
- dont like milk unless cereal
- cereal if im happy but milk when im sad
- ooooh uhhh. theres so many ways i cant choose :( (yes i can. its the one where someone is covered in honey and sent along a bug infested river to be eaten alive) (close runner up is the blood eagle)
1. I would be a unicorn and cat hybrid because I love cats and whimsy !! forced to be a human, born to be a unicat
2. My favorite pair of baggy jeans my pink sweater maybe (definitely a pink shirt) and my pink converse!
3. I think I'm a fairy! I would love to have little cute wings and fly around a forest and live in a little mushroom
4. I'm not really sure but I love wearing pink and bright colours with jewelry!
5. regular milk!!
6. I put cereal first
7. wow this is definitely a question! I've never thought about it but probably euthanasia so they would die peacefully and not in pain!!
tags: @preposterousray @breadinhaler3 @ferf-bish @felissaurusrex @sherlock-sleuth @mothonmeth @mossy-enigma @rins-batcave @eastical @rainandsugarcane2000 @ashenrainbowss @loozerboykisser @hamothy-g-schwartz @rakkaudella3zra @r0tt3dz0mbi3gf @ex1st3nt1al-th30ry @juniscoff1n @xitzycore @t4tgempearl @randomrory69 + anyone else
- A griffin. But not just any griffin- i would be half owl and half snow leopard. Because i love cats and owls and i've always wanted to know how it feels like having wings
- Hm. I'm not quite sure, but i'd probably just throw on something cozy and comfortable, like a sweater maybe
- Either a siren or a mermaid. But i'd have my fish half a tiger shark//
- What's a style? Never heard of her (idk i don't have one, i js wear whatever😔)
- Regular milk (how do u even get plant based milk,.. never tasted it so idk really)
- Milk first😈 >:]
- Jump on them like a feral animal and maul them to death. OR! Impale them with something sharp like a stake or smth idk (i can be rather silky at times)
- Tiger, because I'm feral and ferocious
- A long sweater bc it's warm and it'll cover me fully (by long sweater I mean long enough to cover my knees)
- vampire bc I bite >:]
- decora bc I draw on myself a lot and I think that counts
- reg milk
- Cereal first :3
Warning for something rather violent under cut!!
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Can’t take anything seriously
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unclefather
don’t objectify him
sexualize him further
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Goin' down to South Park..
Some fanart I made, love this dumbass show.
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asexual nicki minaj moodboard
certified iconic post
sodabutch
stop putting this post on my dash do you not understand how fucking aphobic this shit is
garmonbozine
It’s just not on boys. I know we all like to joke around here but when your posts are this likely to cause suicides, it’s just dangerous
imagine committing suicide over asexual nicki minaj moodbosrd
FUCKING WHAT?!??
here to confirm the allegations with this art from 2017 which was a year after I made this post I think
Sorry it’s bad I was mentally unwell when I made it
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The Flipside Team Of Three！
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what is with these bots that just reply to your posts and ask for commissions
They're tired of asking their cousin for art cuz it always looks so fucked up. They want human art so bad they're willing to pretend to be humans to get it. It's scary man
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Emergency Help – Please Read + Share
My name is Juhin. My home situation has escalated badly.
My father is threatening to kick both me and my sister ( @captainpillowww ) out of the house. He also took away our only way to earn: the internet. We're both adults and now relying on limited mobile data—and we don’t know how long that’ll last.
We’re preparing to leave for our safety. If our dad follows through and damages our things, this may be our last post for a while.
We’re opening emergency commissions to help us survive for at least a month—just food, rent, and basic necessities:
If you can donate, commission, or even reblog this, it would mean the world.
Thank you so much for any support.
— Juhin & Lopil
wishing the best for you guys, hope things get better there !
Anyone help them out! Nobody deserves to be going through something as bad as this :( Praying for your guys' safety! ❤️