the little hoe on the prairie

logically I Know it's an irrational thought to have but it still irritates me to no end when stuff that's super popular gets the exact intended emotional reaction out of me

me, with tears in my eyes: how will I ever recover. I fell for it, like some kind of The Masses

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

I love having a cat because who else will sit with me for four hours solid while I sort aquarium gravel by colour composition surface texture and patina

Sometimes he tries to eat the rocks but I've honed my reflexes to a razor's edge for just such an occasion

Visionary adaptive reuse!

this is like lingerie to me

Type of shit a cat walking on two legs would wear

you get me

He's going through a pre-flight checklist to make sure your spacecraft is up to code before departure.

i like that the name nuzlocke stuck. like the original thing was just called hard mode but it featured a nuzleaf named after locke from lost and to this day its still called a nuzlocke. theres even variations like wonderlocke. like the locke part became a suffix. i like that. i really like how words happen

thats him

Hoenn starters I drew a while ago i was like oouughh!! fun project idea!! lets draw all the pokemon starters in my style!!! and then i Did Not Do That

Also meganium. did the other two but they're ugly so nuh uh

ok turns out I am vulnerable to peer pressure but seeing the feraligatr i drew put the wrath of god into me so I remade it entirely and also touched up typhlosion I actually like it now so shout out conformity. this one's on you

Old versions under cut

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr

my friend's shiba inu is extremely good at puzzle toys and deeply obsessed with them and today she's been consumed by madness in one room she doesn't want to leave and we finally figured out it's because i sucked up some loose kibble in the little handheld vacuum, thus creating an unsolvable puzzle toy

does any body want to ttalk about the character

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck