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ID: a baby tiger laying on an adult tiger’s arm. The baby tiger looks content. End ID.

caught a trusted friend watching simpsons porn. called the bureau on him, they dragged him screaming into a van. I never saw him again

I had a dream they released a new neopet that looked like this

When you adopted him it wasn't on fire but it was also the only pet that could gain the status "on fire". once it had it nobody knew how to make it stop being on fire.

Can't stop thinking about this guy

...does it MIND being on fire?

Yes

This still blows my mind

I will happily delete this if I’m derailing or taking away from the original message (initially I put this in the tags, but a friend asked me to reblog as text)

If you don't want to pursue an autism or adhd diagnosis and you have access to a doctor or therapist you can get them to write you a note attesting to a symptom of your neurodivergence (rather than naming the condition itself) and stating the need for accommodation. 

It's something my therapist told me about when we were still working in offices. I have sensory processing issues and on multiple occasions the noise in my office was so bad I broke the skin on my hand clenching my fist. 

This work-around of course won't fix structural ableism and relies on you having access to a doctor/therapist who actually gives a crap, so still might only help a couple of folks. 

Thats a good add on

oh YES

sad that it requires a workaround like this but I'm glad it exists

they calls us crazy when the "normal" system is organized like either you are recognized as a human being or you are given the help you need

#WHAT a fucking read of the manic pixie dream girl#I want this desperately actually???#perfect quirky enigmatic mystery girl who has all the traits you don't but long for#and lives life with extreme confidence and whimsy doing whatever she truly wants#and she's the future you can have!! she's here because she loves you! she wants you to be happy!#she hated being you so she knows how much you hate being yourself but she's here to prove to you#that there is a joy you can attain#there is a self you will love (tags via @aethersea)

(sorry for the bad picture quality, I can't screenshot Disney plus)

Mishti is so incredibly trans coded and I am here for it!

This show is so good guys

63 days

he's become handsome....

[Video Description: a twelve-second TikTok by @/brycehall of a 20-something man with short, brown hair and bright-red lipstick marks all over his face.

The person behind the camera asks "Bro, what happened to your face?"

The camera turns to one of his friends, reclining in bed, asking "Did you do that?"

She responds "I did not do that."

The camera pans to a second man who asks "then who did?" This friend has smudged lipstick. He stares at the camera like a deer in headlights.

The camera turns around to the third man who was holding it, who also has smudged lipstick. He asks "yeah, who?" before breaking into laughter.

End Description.]

nintendo switch 2 looks cool but kinda expensive Everyone promise not to buy it for 1 year until they panic and drop the price like they did with the 3DS pretty please 🙏

Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

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lmao are u kidding me this was at 200 notes last week what happened where did all these people come from

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

I think these are two sides of the coin called "sex should not be such a big deal"