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Lou | She/They | NB Lesbian | Autistito | Est. 1982
transphobes, capitalists, white nationalists, zionists:
fuck off

vetted palestine gfms • december 28-29st 2024

a list of the vetted fundraisers i got on my askbox, listed in alphabetical order. consider donating or reblogging their campaigns if you’re not able to

Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

My personal favourite is his lengthy lecture on the subject of Supplies Being Very Important I Cannot Stress Enough The Importance Of Protecting Your Supply Lines But Also Supply Lines Are Expensive As Shit So Steal The Enemy’s Supplies At Every Opportunity. 

One of the more important things to consider about any historical work is the audience it was published for. The Art Of War was aimed at fancy nobles high on philosophy with little practical military experience who were nonetheless leading armies.

Sun Tzu, after desperatly trying to explain extremely basic logic to a bunch of upper-class twits, basically sat down and wrote the most elaborate "As per my last email" ever

the art of war is tedious and irritating when you read it as like, immortal prose by the most brilliant man ever to kick ass. but it’s incredibly fucking funny when you realize that sun tzu had to write every single one of those entries because someone somewhere did not know this ahead of time and made a really, really expensive oopsie doodles.

It's just a book of those incredibly specific and stupid sounding warning signs on stuff that you know mean somebody tried something ridiculous

you went & stole all of my devotion 🥀

you & i will stay in my imagination ❤️‍🔥

local vampire femme seeks needy 🤝🏼 possessive 🤝🏼 desperate devotion

men + minors dni! mean lesbian afoot!

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If you appreciate the daily covid info and such I post here on tumblr (or over at our archive), I'd really appreciate a tip! My Name is Nadica, and I run the Covidsafehotties community and archives. I'm a transfem living in the South, and I've been struggling to find steady, wage and/or benefits paying work since Covid hit in 2020. Medically transitioning has made that even harder. If you have a buck to spare, I'd really appreciate your support. If you have more than a buck to spare, maybe think about signing up to support me monthly on Patreon. I'm not expecting to earn a living wage on the kindness of strangers or something like that, but I know the work I do helps people, and it would help me out a lot if I didn't have to worry so much about how to stretch the last writing project check until the next one or how I'm going to pay off my credit card when I get my HRT bloodwork bill. I give two or three hours every day to this work, and I want to keep doing it for as long as it's necessary. Please help keep me covid safe while I continue the struggle to find covid-safe, trans-friendly work in my area.

its okay to be fat! unless you are on purpose. unless you've never tried dieting before. unless you're disabled. unless you're not actively trying to be the healthiest person in the room. unless you sit down. unless you drink soda. unless you aren't fashionable. unless you aren't white. unless you get off on it. unless you exist.

there rlly is smth very telling ab how the thing that made ppl livid ab this post was "unless you are on purpose/get off on it" like some of yall ripped the body positive veil down to show that u dont give a shit ab fat ppl or body autonomy at all bc of that

URGENT: FUNDRAISING FOR BREAST CANCER TREATMENT

I have tried my absolute best not to seek financial help online, especially when our collective focus should be aimed towards the welfare of our Palestinians, Congolese, and Sudanese brothers and sisters. I truly have considered countless options before resorting to asking for monetary assistance but I no longer have the means to keep myself alive and my little family afloat. Following my father's death almost three years ago due to colorectal cancer, I was diagnosed late last year with Stage 2A breast cancer.
I am genuinely sorry for this, but my sister is dying. If I could only ask for your permission one by one, I would, but I am afraid of the possibility that Tumblr may consider our plea as spam. I am reaching out because I am desperate.

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

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