Sibling moment: reading the big words.

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For the people in the back, my favourite Naveen Andrews picture!

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For the people in the back, my favourite Naveen Andrews picture!

Happy International Asexuality Day!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

@mer-acle happy international asexuality day babyyy <3

Oh yayyy :) 🖤🩶🤍💜

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This also means they can spy on straight people just to make sure they aren't lgbt. This is not just against gay people, it's a cover up for violating human rights. It's never just against one group of people, it's always about controlling the masses while blaming a group of people so nobody looks at the root of the problem.

I love the different reactions to people learning that Billy has a twin sister in Captain Marvel Adventures #18

Billy calls it the greatest news of his life

Captain Marvel immediately decides that he’s her big brother

Captain Marvel Junior initially says that she might be his cousin

while Freddy Freeman says he’s a sort of half-brother

them all being different people with different dynamics is so interesting

Humans find ways to enjoy the most dangerous things ever.

Alien: Welcome human, to our space craft.

Human: Thank you for having me. Oh. Is that a fish?

Alien: *taps the tank* Indeed. Poisonous and causes the most painful death known to us.

Human: Ah. So, what does it taste like?

Alien: ...sorry?

Human: Does it taste good when cooked?

Alien: I-it's in a heavily guarded tank-

Human: Yeah but- OH. I'M SO SORRY.

Alien: Y-yeah- I was so confused-

Human: It's a pet! I'm so sorry. I must have seemed so insensitive.

Alien: What? No! We're researching it. R-E-S-E-A-R-C-H

Human: Oh ok. But surely, you've found a way to make it a delicacy.

Alien: NO! Next thing I know, you might ask how our venomous reptiles will taste. Like the Produlator.

Human: Oh. The snake looking thing? Pretty sure the human restaurant down the street serves it. Really good.

Alien: ...I'm voting for all of you to be sent back to your planet.

The Dichotomy is Actually Crazy

Captain Marvel is a questionable parent. That’s been well established to the league. It just never ceases to still wow them though.

Like, Marvel can be overprotective at times…

Villain: *insults Mary*

Marvel: *gasp*

Fawcitizens: *gasps*

*silence*

Marvel: “What did you just say…?”

Villain: “I said—” *insults her again*

Fawcitizens: *more gasps*

Marvel: *slowly narrows eyes* “…What if I just beat your ass right now?”

Everyone: *all whip their heads to look at him*

Marvel: “I guarantee, I can do it right now— and most of the people in this vicinity can’t and won’t stop me.”

The villain got the beating of a lifetime. Junior joined in and Mary did too after a bit. The villain ended up being stomped out by all three in the end.

But at the same time…

Marvel: *embarrasses himself*

Junior: “Haha, idiot!” *points and laugh*

Marvel: “Why you little—” *strangles him Homer and Bart Simpson style*

Junior: *flailing*

JL: *all concerned and scrambling to try to stop this*

The JL are all very concerned and are in the process of setting up a meeting so that Marvel can reveal his identity to them so they can send a social worker over.

They then realized that just like Cap, JR does not need to breathe...

He just likes to flail like that

The Dichotomy is Actually Crazy

Captain Marvel is a questionable parent. That’s been well established to the league. It just never ceases to still wow them though.

Like, Marvel can be overprotective at times…

Villain: *insults Mary*

Marvel: *gasp*

Fawcitizens: *gasps*

*silence*

Marvel: “What did you just say…?”

Villain: “I said—” *insults her again*

Fawcitizens: *more gasps*

Marvel: *slowly narrows eyes* “…What if I just beat your ass right now?”

Everyone: *all whip their heads to look at him*

Marvel: “I guarantee, I can do it right now— and most of the people in this vicinity can’t and won’t stop me.”

The villain got the beating of a lifetime. Junior joined in and Mary did too after a bit. The villain ended up being stomped out by all three in the end.

But at the same time…

Marvel: *embarrasses himself*

Junior: “Haha, idiot!” *points and laugh*

Marvel: “Why you little—” *strangles him Homer and Bart Simpson style*

Junior: *flailing*

JL: *all concerned and scrambling to try to stop this*

The JL are all very concerned and are in the process of setting up a meeting so that Marvel can reveal his identity to them so they can send a social worker over.

Captain Marvel adopting Superboy fics are so funny to visualize. Like, that's a small child (referring to both of them)

At some point, Billy's gotta grow up. He's gonna go through puberty and experience being a teenager, all without parents to guide him. With that in mind..

His dad just resurrects for a couple minutes one day and gives him the Talk before telling him how proud he is and just. Leaving.

Billy doesn’t know whether to cry or hide under a blanket

Mary Marvel and Captain Marvel Jr small drawing

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Bruce: But why can't I adopt him? His name is literally BatSON!

More Narutoverse!Billy (1)

The deep night in the Uchiha compound is quiet.

Empty streets cast with long shadows, moonlight spilling over rooftops, interrupted only by the odd shinobi returning home from a mission, too tired and too safe to bother with more stealth jutsu than the ones keeping their steps silent.

A sudden, girlish scream rents the air, sending the ninja scattering like birds.

More than one pair of crimson eyes turn to the sound, then fade back to black, their owners disappearing back into the shadows with the faintest whisper of knowing chuckles on the wind.

In the Main Compound, things are slightly more frantic as various people bustle to and from from the main bedroom, hauling hot water and towels and all manner of things.

Another girlish scream interrupts the busy scene.

"Mikoto, dear. My hand." Fugaku squeaks, wriggling his crushed digits in his wife's firm grip.

Mikoto's eyes, keen as a dagger and swirling with tomoe, glare him down.

"I. Am pushing. A watermelon. Out of my nethers Fugaku. So help me, I'll have you doing the same if you don't shut up." Mikoto hisses.

Fugaku abruptly remembers his wife's prodigious talent for illusions before their marriage and immediately turns faintly green.

Mikoto's frame shudders, delicate brows scrunching as another contraction washes over her, turning her gaze to the medic between her legs.

Nanako blinks evenly at her cousin having ignored the previous byplay.

"2 centimeters dilated."

"Fuck!"

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When the eldest heir of the main line is born, his healthy cry breaks with the dawn, accompanied by joyous, quiet chatter and well wishes.

A boy.

Mikoto, sweaty and red-faced but triumphant and all the more beautiful for it sighs in satisfaction as her son nestles in her arms.

"Oh well done, Mikoto." Her husband breathes, smoothing a callused palm over the boy's forehead. "He's perfect."

Fugaku sounds so proud, so in awe as any new father but something twinges in her heart at his words all the same.

Perfect.

A perfect heir.

Her son is a small thing, and the little tuft of hair he has has dried and stands on end with static, like a little hedgehog.

As if sensing his mother's thoughts, he blinks gummy beetle-black eyes at her and coos.

He's so soft and small.

Only a day ago, they'd tentatively decided on a name, simple but strong in its implications and animal-like in the fashion of main line's past but now...

"Benio." Mikoto says instead. "For new beginnings." For less bloody beginnings, she prays.

Fugaku blinks, surprised, but nods acquiesence.

And Benio Uchiha, who would have in another world been known as Billy Batson, yawns a tiny yawn and falls asleep.

Billy and The Evil Tummy Ache (his biggest rival) (aka Billy is just a little guy who needs some Tums and Pepto Bismol)

Clark, watching with squinted eyes, trying to figure out what kind of injury he has, but his XRay vision isn't showing anything: Billy, are you okay?

Billy, groaning, hunched over in his JL chair: I'm fine... don't worry about me... *waving Clark away*

Clark, who's now suspecting internal injuries: Are you certain? I think we should get you to the infirmary- *standing up to try and pull Billy to the infirmary*

Bruce, showing up with a Tums tablet and small medical shot of Pepto Bismol: He'll be fine. He ate something funny for breakfast. *rubbing Billys back gently, brushing his hair out of his face*

Clark, who had no idea Bruce was keeping tabs on Billy, let alone having *breakfast* with the boy: ???