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Batfam incorrect quotes that are inspired from real life things that happened with me and my adoptive Father!
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(That time my Father's work colleague said how much I— mixed between Mexican, Italian, and native American— looked like my— Irish— adoptive Father.)
Random person: Wow, your son looks so much like you!
Kid Dick, not even the same ethnicity as Bruce:
Bruce, who's evidently to young to be Dick's Father:
Dick and Bruce: Thank you.
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(That time my doctor thought my Father and I were blood related because we had similar health issues.)
Random doctor: You've been experiencing joint pain, yes?
Jason: Maybe...
Bruce: Yes, he has.
Doctor: And you also have reports of joint injuries, Mr. Wayne. Do you think it could be genetic?
Jason:
Bruce, who just kidnapped adopted Jason:
Bruce: Perhaps.
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(That time someone thought I was the blood child of my adoptive Father and his biological kid was the adopted one.)
Reporter, to Tim: What's it like being the blood son of Bruce Wayne?
Damian, who's right beside Tim: Yes, Timothy Wayne, what is it like?
Tim, trying not to laugh:
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(Those times people don't wanna be rude but also are hella suspicious.)
Employee at W.E.: So, you're..?
Teen Cass: Cassandra Wayne.
Employee: Bruce Wayne's... daughter..?
Cass: Yes.
Employee: . . . Lovely.
Cass: It is.
Employee:
Cass: Why do you ask?
Employee: no reason.
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(Bonus+ of being adopted with the blood children)
Tim, to Damian: How's it feel knowing you were free?
Damian: Excuse me?
Tim: Adoption costs money. Bruce paid for me, he handpicked me and everything. I was chosen. I am the chosen one.
Damian: FATHER!
Bruce: He was $2,000.
Damian: Wow. How disappointing, he paid for you and you turned out gay and depressed.
Tim: Hey, I get to rub that in!
Tim, to Bruce: How's it feel knowing you paid for a bisexual disaster of a human being that will never move out or live a productive life?
Bruce: I still love you.
Tim: SEE!? I could commit murder again AND he'd still love me.
Damian: FAVORITISM!!!
Bruce: Also I can't get my money back.
Tim: EXCUSE ME!?
Damian: HA HA!
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Batfam incorrect quotes while I wait for my Sims 4 update to download :D
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Jason: Go to hell.
Tim:
Tim: Batman, Red Hood is being homophobic.
Jason: WHAT!? YOU'RE NOT EVEN GAY!
Tim: I'm bi.
Jason: ??? Since WHEN?
Tim: I have a boyfriend.
Jason:
Jason: Batman, Spoiler turned Robin gay—
Stephanie: WHAT!? I TURNED NO ONE GAY!
Cass: ?
Stephanie: Oh my gods, I turned Tim and Cass gay... I'm gonna turn all of Batman's kids into gays.
Bruce: Please, focus on the mission.
Dick, in Blüdhaven but he likes to feel included: I mean, how do we know Batman isn't turning everyone gay?
Bruce: It is not possible to turn anyone gay.
Steph: Nightwing, Red Robin, Red Hood, Batgirl two, Batgirl three, Harvey Dent, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Ghostmaker, Superman, Batwoman—
Bruce: Batwoman was gay before she met me!
Tim: That's the only one you're defending?
Kate: He even turned himself gay.
Damian: As childish as this is, I have to point out that Superboy and I also—
Steph: HE TURNED SUPERBOY AND ROBIN GAY!
Tim: Which Superboy specifically? They're both bi.
Bruce: I DID NOT TURN ANYONE GAY!
Dick: Someday it'll just be the gays... And Bruce.
Jason: Isn't Selina pan?
Steph: The plot thickens.
Tim: Wow, this whole time I should've known I was bi just from being exposed to Bruce.
Dick: It's like radiation!
Duke: Nah, am I next? I don't wanna date dudes, I'm definitely into girls.
Tim: I thought the same thing!
Steph: Till Bruce came along...
Bruce, shouting as Jim walks onto the roof: I did not turn anyone gay!
Jim: Am I... Interrupting something..?
Bruce: . . . No.
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No, I gathered that, just, why
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If I get to 10,000 followers on here, I'm just gonna say fuck it and get my fucking handle and worst post tattooed on my thigh
I may not be popular, BUT WE GOT A COUNT GUYS, LET'S GET GOING.
MOTHERFUCKER
GIMMICKBLOGS!
PLEASE!
HELP ME!
NO DO NOT DO NOT SIERRA MIST YOUVE BETRAYED ME DONT DO THIS TO ME
NO DO NOT DO NOT SIRRA MIST YOUV BTRAYD M DONT DO THIS TO M
Time to call the mischief
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You all dont have to join me if you don't want to.
Greetings,
you have been chosen to participate in a TDORCS control survey. We at TDORCS have chosen you and many others to present their legal documentation to us. This is necessary to ensure the safety of our rodent population. If you do not possess the legal documents to prove your detecting/catching as legal please read our pinned post and reblog it with answered questions. We will then grant you the necessary documents by reblogging your reblog so that you may continue detecting/catching. (Ooc: These documents are just intended to help create detector lists and make it easier for people to understand what is going on in situations like the rat war.)
The rat detector blog. Not you. We’re The Department Of Rodent Catcher/Detector Safety.
No, I gathered that, just, why
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am i just posting any superbat panel i see? yeah pretty much
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dealing with the worst case scenario
- your condom breaks
- you feel a lump on your breast
- your friends are ignoring you
- you’re stranded on an island
- you got rejected by a crush
- you get into a car accident
- you got stung by a bee/wasp
- you got fired from your job
- you’re in an earthquake
- your tattoo gets infected
- your house is on fire
- you’re lost in the woods
- you get arrested abroad
- you get robbed
- your partner cheated on you
- you’re on a ship that’s sinking
- you fall into ice
- you’re stuck in an elevator
- you hit a deer with your car
- you have food poisoning
- your pet passed away
- you fall off of a horse
- you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
- you have toxic shock syndrome
- your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
astrologypixies
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If I get to 10,000 followers on here, I'm just gonna say fuck it and get my fucking handle and worst post tattooed on my thigh
I may not be popular, BUT WE GOT A COUNT GUYS, LET'S GET GOING.
MOTHERFUCKER
GIMMICKBLOGS!
PLEASE!
HELP ME!
NO DO NOT DO NOT SIERRA MIST YOUVE BETRAYED ME DONT DO THIS TO ME
NO DO NOT DO NOT SIRRA MIST YOUV BTRAYD M DONT DO THIS TO M
Time to call the mischief
@rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10
@ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @rat-detector-thirteen @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-the-18th @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20
@rat-detector-the-21st @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @gimmick-thief @ratdetector25 @25th-rat-detector @rat-detector-the-26th @rat-detector-26 @ratdetector-x26 @rat-detector36 @rat-detector-72 @rat-detector-84 @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-236 @rat-detector-333 @rat-detector-334
@rat-dedecdor @rat-detector-but-evil @rat-detectors-detector @rat-detector-fail @detector-rat @rat-detector-redacted @the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st
You all dont have to join me if you don't want to.
Greetings,
you have been chosen to participate in a TDORCS control survey. We at TDORCS have chosen you and many others to present their legal documentation to us. This is necessary to ensure the safety of our rodent population. If you do not possess the legal documents to prove your detecting/catching as legal please read our pinned post and reblog it with answered questions. We will then grant you the necessary documents by reblogging your reblog so that you may continue detecting/catching. (Ooc: These documents are just intended to help create detector lists and make it easier for people to understand what is going on in situations like the rat war.)
The rat detector blog. Not you. We’re The Department Of Rodent Catcher/Detector Safety.
No, I gathered that, just, why
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Not only do they come out in order of 1st appearance from the comics but look how Tim pops in stealthily like he was already there just unseen 🦇
Listen I know I already reblogged this but I need to add that I love this specific opening the most because these are my favorite versions of their suits. I know basic boring whatever they are just the most basic versions of their suits but GUYS! That’s why I love them so much. They make me feral. I’m not even joking on god. 💙💜❤️🖤
Tim mentioned. *puts him in a shacker charm and shakes him aggressively*
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Anonymous asked:
What if like, Dick was a fanfic writer? I saw a post where like, Dick was a long standing AO3 author, and Jason and Tim were too- but they didn't know Dick was a writer.
Like, he vents and writes about himself through his fics. I loved the idea. And ofc Dick knew Jason and Tim wrote bcs Big Brother and all.
*cackles* yes . . . yes . . . . a good idea indeed . . .
Dick: *walks into his new brother's room* hey jason, how are you doing?
Jason: *looks over the top of his computer* uh . . . good?
dick: *being nosy* WHAT are you doing?
jason: uh . . .. writing
dick:
dick: what kind of writing?
jason: stories
dick: stories about what?
jason: people
dick: this is extremely suspicious
jason: i'm aware
dick: *walks out and mutters to himself* I wonder if he's a ffn or LiveJournal kid
Dick finds his account that ngiht, having searched through pride and prejudice fics and found the most recently updated ones. after reading the ANs---in which the author talked about getting kidnapped by a billionaire and then didnt' respond to any of the concerned comments---he knew it was jason. from then on, he subscribes to all of jason's stories. he leaves comments on every one, acting as a sort of fandom mentor to the 12 year old who barely knows how to write. as time goes on, jason tells him thanks in ANs and waits specifically for that profile's comments on a chapter. dick never reveals his identity.
dick, neck-deep writing star trek and star wars fanfiction, is one of the larger authors on whatever platform they're using.
when he stops posting for about a year, people take notice. he has over four unfinished fics, and has said not a word about his hiatus. a lot of fans theorize he's dead. a few people think the same of a jane austen fic author, but he's not popular enough for it to cause the waves dick's disappearance did.
when he reappears almost a year later, his AN, in which he states simply, "I'm sorry, guys. had a sudden death in the family and lost my will to write.", causes a lot of concerned comments and well-wishes. he doesn't respond to any of them, his interaction with subscribers severely diminished, but he reads every one.
the little-known jane austen author starts updating again as well. in the first AN since their hiatus, it explains that the original author of the fic died. it says that the new author is their brother, who has decided to continue writing their fics in their stead. a lot of people think it's a joke, and the account goes slightly famous for it. the fics are slowly and diligently updated, not yet ended but certainly not lacking in quality.
dick meets tim.
the kid writes BATMAN FANFICTION on fucking AO3. don't ask dick how he knows this, the shit he had to wade through to find that account . . . god, he's going to kill whoever invented rpf. especially for Nightwing. and batman. and robin. point is, this time he's straight about it. he tells tim that he writes as well, and he shows him how he's been continuing jason's fics since his other brother died. tim starts to help out. he reads four jane austen novels, annotates all with highlights and everything, and then? right then? walking through the library and seeing tim so dedicated to something that, in the long run, means so little? seeing tim commit and spend so much time on something that only one who knew jason should have cared about?
that's the moment that he decides that maybe, just maybe, he has room in his heart for another little brother. and maybe, just maybe, this one won't leave it in ruins like the last one.
two years later, and jason todd takes his first real breath since waking up in his grave. covered in green lazarus water and half out of his mind, he's cognizant for the first time in over a year. and damian, the boy he'd not left for more than five minutes since waking, told him that his father had replaced him. that there was a new robin. jason, so out of his mind with anger, is afraid he'll yell. scream. scare damian, which is the last thing he wants to do right now. the very thought of it horrifies him. damian was meant to trust him, and he was meant to trust jason. so jason asks for a computer. he tells talia that its so he can prepare, so that he can catch up on the world in order to return to gotham vengeful---but that's not the truth. or at least, not the whole truth. after looking through the news, after reading up on articles about his own death and the joker's latest killing sprees, after making sure Nightwing was still partolling, he goes to the one place he's always felt entirely calm---the fanfiction website. he logs on, intending to catch up on his own stories, and to his shock---he finds his fics almost finished. two he'd thought incomplete were done, and . . . had more saves than he'd ever through possible. the others were so close to being done, and had the same situation in their notes.
someone had been writing his fics for him.
and sitting there, damain against his side, reading over his shoulder, he goes through each and every author note that he knows he didn't write. there are over twenty of them, and he has to search for the first one after his death, but he eventually finds it.
"Ahki?" Damian asks as he reads, voice thoughtful. "I thought we had no other brothers."
Jason, vision slightly misty, swallows. "We do. We have an older brother. He . . . well, I guess he was the one to do this."
Damain, having read the entire note, nods. "He appears to be a good brother."
Jason's voice cracks. "Y-yeah. He is."
That night he takes Damian and leaves, heading for America. but not gotham---no, dick opens his door one night in bludhaven to find his dead brother and a toddler waiting for him.
the first words out of Jason's mouth are, "You had to kill off Bingley? Really?"
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Favorite adderall review
You have to watch the dosage.
You have to watch the dosage.
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Thinking abt how batman probably trained all his kids one-on-one on how to take down each individual JL member. For emergencies of course.
Now imagine a 'nobody knows batman has kids au' and imagine one of them, let's say RR, appears for whatever reason in front of GL.
GL, a seasoned pilot, hero, whtv, thinks "random ass kid I can take you!" Only to be in his normal pilot suit in exactly .00032 seconds.
He looks over and this mysterious kid is now twirling his ring like "Damn didn't know you were so easy. Maybe I should get B to up your training time :/"
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.