theyre ading a new piece to the chess board called the me and it doesn;t do anything

Rat dedected!

i HATE when people put the hyphen in their blog name. I want to see 7 words all smushed up together not some "the-angel-hiding-in-the-attic" I WANNA SEE "theangelhidingintheattic"

K, but I have a problem or smth, and if the text doesn’t have spaces and a different paragraphs, I can’t read it.

It physically hurts to read the thick blocks of text.

PLEASE

"DamnAlabamayouatram pAlabamaWavethisDracoutthewindowGodsplanAlabamaSimonsaysstompyourfeetmoveyourhandsAlabamaBhabiesaysI'mupthestreetlikehereIamAlabamaYoureallydumenoughtothinkI'lltellyouanythingyoudumbdirtyhoIwouldn'ttellyouwhatcolorsocksIgoton"

Why do you do this to me

There is no rat

if i was stuck in a room witha crocodile id gain its trust and we would escape together

There is probably a rat here

The department of rodent catcher/detector safety is happy to assist.

We at TDORCS have been appointed by the office of detection legality has to supervise all rodent-related detecting and catching. Our role is simply to ensure the safety of our population (for example by marking Schrödinger’s rats as unsafe). We are also working on a list of all detective forces regarding the rats to ensure the safety of all rodents and rodent catchers/detectors.

It is however important to mention that we require every single rodent catcher/detector to provide proof if the necessary legal documents. A detector should always have their legal papers with them. If this is not the case we will be able to assist by creating the necessary documents. This will however require the answering to the following questions:

We will then fill out the form for you. After that, you receive the documents and are now able to legally detect/catch rodents.

EXAMPLE:

Name: @rat-dedecdor

Rodent: Only Rats

Species: Dedecdor

Detect

Colour: #d1195a

Motive: Created to dedect

Pronouns: They/Them

Main blog: @1969chevycamaro

Profile Picture:

The deer often take refuge in my yard and I saw the cutest thing this morning ;-; I had to film it.

I have found a god

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How do you knownwhen to detect a post?

Whenever it's comedic.

red classic tabby

Oh fuck, wrong blog!

red classic tabby

@rat-dedecdor

This time, I'm confident there's no rats.

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@rat-dedecdor

This time, I'm confident there's no rats.

happy new bear!

first detection of 2025!

No rat

Hey, if you have half a minute and care about the LGTBQIA+ community in the EU, I'd suggest you take a look at this initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU.

1 million people are required to sign, but there's barely 100k. The form takes less than a minute, it only requires your ID, name and surname.

Please, help spread the initiative so that it can reach the goal ASAP!

Get to work, my children 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 if you're not an EU citizen and can't sign, at least reblog

As of the 25th of August 2024, there are 98, 806/1, 000, 000 signatures. The deadline to get to a million signatures is the 17th of May 2025. Once that deadline hits, each individual EU state will have to verify the signatures, and then, if there are enough verified signatures, the founders of the petition will meet with representatives of the EU Commission, and have the opportunity to present the issue at a public hearing at the EU Parliament. It would be a fantastic opportunity to ban conversion therapy across the EU.

Please reblog this! Even if you can’t sign it yourself someone else might!

Once again wishing the UK didn’t leave the EU. Thanks brexit!

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I didn't even check for rats

I hate it when you take a disappointing sip of water, like bitch you’re supposed to be cool and refreshing, not like mild boring sludge harvested from purgatory by disappointment itself

Bold words, but none of my posts have ever gotten more than 300 notes

I feel confident in saying that’s never gonna happen

what do you mean there’s clearly 931 notes no don’t look at the note count

well would you look at that

it’s not edited at all

yeah so actually-

wow

I didn’t expect that

i found this post >:3

beware

Certified Hydro Homos post

Official autistic post.

Drink some water.

In a 2011 study from the Richard-Lancashire Institute for Hydration, people that drink water on a daily basis are consistently healthier than non-water drinkers.

Hey guess what-

(Brethrats under cut for your convenience)