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uhhh some kitty :3

@lemonynesser / lemonynesser.tumblr.com

idk (she/her)
<3 @autumn-is-a-kibty <3 <- my cute and wonderful girlfriend <3
oh and just so the 18+ blogs know yes i’m over 18

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Gender v1.1.1 Patch Notes

  • Removed the “he” and “they” pronoun sets for testing purposes.
  • Updated bio to reflect changes.

Gender v1.2 Patch Notes

  • fucj

Gender v1.2.1 Patch Notes

  • New: Potential boob euphoria. (it was already in the code, just started working on its own and it doesn’t break anything so it’s fine by me :3)
  • Bug: Occasionally misgenders self. Could be due to outside factors.

It appears the past few patches have not been documented, so here are the patch notes for all the patches I’ve missed.

Gender v1.2.2 Patch Notes

  • Is now a girl. (In case v1.2 wasn’t obvious enough)
  • Following the above change, “he” and “they” pronoun sets will now be removed indefinitely.
  • Second name added. (You won’t learn it yet though, much like the first one.)

Gender v1.2.3 Patch Notes

  • Likes being treated like a kitty. Not really a feature made for or related to Gender, but I like it so it stays. :3 (Thanks to @q4os-tde-official for helping add this feature)
  • KNOWN MAJOR BUG: Dysphoria.

Gender v1.2.4 Patch Notes

  • Bug “Fix” (as in: i know what’ll permanently fix it but it’s a lot of work and i found a temporary band-aid solution that works alright for now so i’m going to put off permanently fixing it for as long as i can): Being called a “good girl” or similar nicknames can temporarily alleviate or negate dysphoria. (Thanks again to @q4os-tde-official for discovering this bug fix)

Gender v1.2.5 Patch Notes

  • Another Temporary Bug “Fix”: Being told I look cute by someone else after they know what I look like can also alleviate dysphoria. (Once again, thanks to @q4os-tde-official for finding this bug fix)

Gender v1.2.6 Patch Notes

  • New emotions, seemingly a byproduct of the first time the second bug “fix” was implemented. Unsure if i should note this down in the Gender patch notes, but as it was seemingly caused by a Gender bug fix, I felt that it fit.
  • Some of these emotions include: Minisphoria, Midsphoria, Bumth and Longing 2.

Dysphoria is stupid. "I need fat boobs for mental health" sounds like a gooner meme but it's literally how it works. I got big knockers and suddenly I didn't want to kill myself anymore. Simple as

ok I got into an argument with someone in my media class yesterday so I’m just gonna say it:

No video game should cost $70.

I’m sure the new Zelda game will be great, but no video game should cost $70. “But if you adjust for inflation, this is actually less than what the Wii games were,” cool. No video game should cost $70.

We no longer live in a world where a kid could save up their allowance for a couple months and then be able to buy a video game. Just buying one has somehow turned into such a grandiose adventure it takes all of the fun out of getting a new game.

The only possible benefit might be that, with games being so expensive, people might be more likely to pick up an indie game because those companies can’t afford to sell those games for a lot.

This is becoming normal. I used to be able to buy four ds games for $70. What the hell.

And you know damn well that Nintendo can afford it.

If the game costs $70 it should have a Disc made of gold or silver. And it should come with any and all DLCs free.

if a game costs 70$ it should be 7x as good as undertale

IF A GAME COSTS $70 IT SHOULD BE 7x AS GOOD AS UNDERTALE

Gender affirming halberd

Just went and got my halberds handle and i cant let go this feels so nice. Ive got the head and work to do assembling her but for now im jus holding my pole c:

she really did say #mytwig

i was literally holding her like this

,mye polw

Wasnt sleeping well, but then i took my halberd pole to bed with me to snuggle and slept wonderfully

I may be cooked

It is yuor plusie (polw)

Holding my medieval polearm like plushie cuz im so sweetes ^u^

So true

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Just a normal conversation with Monster Researcher Andie. p.s. Go follow @sapphling.

Mature content: Sexual themes

This post may contain content not suitable for all audiences.

he would not say that.

I was there when he said it actually

"oh yeah even if your opponent has an unexpected advantage that completely turns the tides of battle (you thought they were unarmed when they aren't) you shook totally just keep going with your current plan, otherwise you're a coward"

he would not say that.

you're just afraid of a big thick girlcock

Whether Sun Tzu would be into girldick is completely orthogonal to whether he would give bullshit bravado advice that will get you killed. He's the "logistics win wars" guy.

His ladycock advice would be more like "The wise general chooses an adversary who uses familiar techniques."

there is a lot we will forgive for girlcock on this site but misconstruing Sun Tzu is NOT on that list

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