SEVERANCE 2.02 — Goodbye, Mrs. Selvig
not to brag but im wanted by some very important organizations
i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before
are you fucking kidding me. are you kidding. are you kidding. are you kidding. this photo was manufactured in a lab to make me [redacted]
(and the sliver of tramell and dichen in the back…didn’t know we were crafting the mona lisa via photograph right here)
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SEVERANCE, "Woe's Hollow"
Stop making goo-goo eyes at her.
God, after today, please give me just one civil conversation between Langdon and Santos in the finale. I don't need them to like each other, or even have some deep heart-to-heart - they're not like that as people, because Langdon will always be a bit up his ass and egotistical and Santos will always be a bit abrasive and a lot ambitious. But just some verbalized understanding that they're much more powerful and put-together as a team.
(She doesn't care that you have a drug addiction, Frank - someone she knew nearly died of an overdose. She minds that you prioritized your authority over teaching her, and that you were stealing from patients. And he doesn't care that you're confident and confidently right, Trinity. He minds because protocol and order exist for a reason, and because too much confidence can kill.)