Beloved, wake up, this is the definition of an emergency. Lush Cosmetics has Minecraft bath bombs. They are only available for a limited time, so we must get there before they close. There are Enderman and Creeper varieties. Do not go back to sleep!! If you accompany me now we can fuck in the tub. Yes, that’s what I thought

I know other people have said the same thing.

But Armand was deliberately self destructive. He didn’t need to hunt Malik. He doesn’t have to feed that often and if he did he could have done so when Louis and Daniel were asleep, or called in like Louis does with Damek.

He either wanted to get a reaction from Daniel or destroy his relationship with Louis, or both.

Do not save Daniel he's exactly where he wants to be! Damnit!!

In all seriousness tho ( Armand got alittle triggered probably by Daniel confessing him while he was feeding off him. What's wrong with this human??)

Wet boys - Night Island edition!

From chapter 4 of @molgars's fic, redux (the sequel to reprise), which you have to read, now that u've seen this fanart, sorry. It's the law <3

Helium

It's been a while since I wrote something silly, so here we are.

Helium is up on Ao3!

Inspired by An Air-obic Evening by @lexdelioncourt

It's pretty amazing how much Eric Bogosian can accomplish in terms of hotness in a show where every character but his has a sex scene, simply through the power of sitting and being cunty.

Please give him a sex scene (or ten) in Season 3 😫 he's earned it

'Ooooohh, he hunegry...' by Paprikagen_

Posted with Permission

An Air-obic Evening

I have a lot of Devil's Minion thoughts (some legit theories, some unhinged crack) so I've decided to turn my propaganda into oneshot fics in a series I hereby dub "LexDelioncourt's Devil's Minion Propaganda".

This entry is pure unhinged crack, inspired by my own Tumblr shitpost about Daniel and Armand using the Cloud Gift to do the bald eagle death spiral. But it's actually got a surprising amount of feelings!

Rating: Explicit Words: 6,127 Status: Complete

Armand comes up with a brilliant use for the cloud gift; Or, "Armand is NOT a deadbeat maker" Propaganda

Read it here

I hope Daniel has the Cloud Gift purely so he and Armand can do that death spiral thing as a mating ritual like they're a couple of bald eagles

Y'all, I wrote a this as a fic lmao

80s Devil's minion girlie pops.

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D:You're not going to offer me your Umbrella?

A: No. You don't deserve it. You said I was overdressed for the movies.

D: You're such a petty bitch.

A: I hope you like being wet.

D: You'd know a lot about that wouldn't you! <3

The song popped in my head and I immediately thought of them <3

I'm a "They got drunk together after Louis fucked off" truther ever since Eric joked about it in one of the interviews 😆

Also Armand might've been putting his blood into Daniel's drinks the whole time he was in Dubai, who knows, who knows…

The Dubai apartment is depressing for so many symbolic reasons but also because Armand gives off the energy that he should have trinkets everywhere.

If he were allowed to actually relax in a relationship (or get as close as he’s physically able to) I feel like he would just have stuff everywhere. He takes up every conceivable hobby there is and either sticks with it for ages or loses interest in a week. The Devil’s Minion chapter backs this up I feel. He is both a magpie attracted to shiny objects and a crow who brings ‘gifts’ to Daniel.

I want to see Armand not worrying about meticulously curating and micromanaging the absolute fuck out of his relationship and instead collecting weird shit that he just leaves lying on every surface, and then maybe one day he snaps and throws all of it out but only to make room for his latest fixation, or maybe Daniel tries to convince him to move some of it but he can’t bear to part with any of it.

His purchase history on the app story is batshit and Daniel is answering the door every five minutes to collect another Amazon parcel. Armand leaves shit all over the floor just outside of their coffins because he swears need to have it within arm’s reach. He’s buying the same exact items in multiple colours because he needs to but he also has a serious issue with object permanence so whenever something is no longer within his line of sight, he forgets it exists. Thank god Daniel is a vampire already because the number of times he’s tripped over random things lying on the ground probably would’ve killed him already if he were still alive. I need to see Armand letting his freak flag fly but specifically regarding his weird hyperfixations.

There’s also something very sweet and uncharacteristically innocent about his childlike habits because the safety and security he would feel with Daniel, despite being much more powerful than him, would imply that he’s able to regress just a little to being the child he was never allowed to really be.