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ich mag den begriff "wortschatz". das ist mein berg an wΓΆrtern und ich sitz da drauf wie so ein drache
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You too can experience the Odyssee thanks to the wonders of the Deutsche Bahn
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Welcome to Build-a-Frog!
we-willbe-thin
gUyS please click the link you wonβt regret it
Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)
im sobbing omg
Please do build a frog its very nice
This was my first build a frog experience! And IT WAS SO LOVELY!
Wow. This is some of the best tumblr content Iβve seen in my long, long days on this hellsite.
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happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahhaβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦..
youve been fooledβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦by the april fools beeperβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦..it was a fully grown bird the entire timeβ¦..no eggβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
I just queued this for a year
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the thing is people often talk about how minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character since jesus christ but never does anyone discuss how theyβre perhaps the most misgendered character ever
steve (alongside all the other default skins, for that matter) are referred to with they/them and with gender-neutral language by the developers!
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Pondering my orbs.
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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
Reblogged blackkatmagic
First of all, how dare you
*wakes up the next morning, realizes it worked*
Second of all, how dare you
Reblogged zoneco
if this 5000 year old tree isnβt too old to realize that its trans neither are you
Reblogged harley-the-pancake
what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood
jamesspaderdidhavanasyndrome
Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband whoβs biting a tree real hard
Maple syrup vampire husband
Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.
quick-time-events
The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe
This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!
I regret nothing
Wolfman isnβt real, werewolves were invented as folklore when Lumberjack husband revealed his animal form.
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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset
- the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
- taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
- at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
- 'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
- it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
- it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
- you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
- young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
- there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl
this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying