my disaster

every time people make a character go through severe life-altering physical injuries and then decide that they’re still able-bodied and look and act completely unaffected after the fact i want to throw tomatoes at my screen

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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

plants love being polyploid its one of their favorite things to be

you give animals an extra set of dna and they crumble into a little cartoon pile of ash. you give plants an extra set of dna and they say ahh finally an extra set of dna to do activities with

The double flan emojis make the identity theft scam just a little more enticing.

Anyone need a coach?

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

has this been done yet

meow btw

Republicans: we can just have Elon Musk go to Wisconsin and give everyone money. He'll give them a million dollars. It's all legal as long as we hold power forever and can stop anyone from doing anything to stop us. All of Wisconsin is bribed, nothing can go wrong now

The invincible Susan Crawford:

NBC news: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/wisconsin-supreme-court-election-results-rcna198353

mad?? i would KILL to have that shirt

A L A N

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In space, nobody can hear you in space.

papa...

listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

look at this shit.

Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

this evil version of it is killing me