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if i am evil. i create character A, who indulges often. always eating, always fucking. but time and time again reveal that he is not hungry. he is not lustful. he performs hunger and doesnt truly feel it. he performs sexuality and doesnt truly feel it. and for fifteen years he performs indulgence into desire he doesnt feel. i create character B, who does not indulge. never eating, never fucking. but time and time again reveal that he IS hungry. he is lustful. he denies hunger but feels it deeply. he denies sexuality but feels it deeply. and for fifteen years he refuses to indulge in the desire he feels. and then. in the final season. allow character A to finally desire something. allow character B to confess his desire. and then kill them both before either is able to really indulge in something they truly desire. if i am evil. i do this.

destiel btw. this is not about ur other thing this is a destiel post on the destiel website.

would zuko give the blue spirit a full pardon after the war is over or do you think he would mess with everyone and raise the bounty even higher

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

its so sad when u have a headache from looking at a screen and wearing headphones all day. bc its like ewwww i feel bad i wanna crawl into a bed and put on headphones and look at a screen. but actually what will cure you is going outside and staring at the mountains or something. terrible. awful

Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

They're all striking

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

The whole bad kids crew hyping up Murph and barking while going "YOU KNOW MURPHS GOT THAT ONE IN HIM! MURPH HAS THAT ONE IN HIM!" Then just losing it when he actually gets it? Murph yelling "I RULE AT SUCKING" there is a special place in my heart

no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

no amount of therapy will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

what i need is a devout knight

“One Day the Sadness Will End” by Flynn Nicholls

I fully understand that this is just the nature of the game and that Brennan just wanted to run his funny scene with Mary Ann, but I cannot get over how funny the context of the “my dad makes benches in his workshop” scene is. Kipperlilly just fucking died. Everyone just got un-possessed by the rage crystals. Ruben’s memory of the past year has been completely wiped, while Oisin and Ivy seem to remember the atrocities they’ve committed and the trauma they’ve been subjected to much more clearly. And what’s Mary Ann up to? Shooting her shot with the guy from the bad kids that absolutely hates her. And succeeding. Iconic.

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

I keep sending them, but they don't come back. I really just need to shut down this farm. Do you think I should go check it out

Can I go with? My fiancé, one of your reliable corporate staffers, who I was supposed to marry January 1st hasn’t been answering my calls either

Good idea. I'm sure if you remind her of your lucrative upcoming business deal she'll come back.

#it turns out that there's only a fine line between a hallmark special and a horror film