The Gut Corner :]]]

I started watching House while in the middle of a Saw phase last summer, so I ended up creating the weirdest AU in my head where Adam and Lawrence both end up working at Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.

Amanda saved Adam, but she knew she had to take him to a hospital far off so that John wouldn't find him, so he ends up at Plainsboro. House takes his case because of course he would be fascinated by Jigsaw and wants to be able to say he worked on a Jigsaw victim. Adam can't pay the medical bills, so Cuddy lets him work off the debt and he ends up as House's personal assistant partially because he's completely useless at everything else, but mostly because Cuddy wants to fuck with House. This of course backfires because they end up being a chaotic power team destined to give her a migraine, but she doesn't know that.

Enter Lawrence, who has moved and his switches hospitals to try and get a fresh start after the trap. He has no idea that Adam is alive until he's being given a tour by Wilson and is being brought over to meet House, who is in the middle of the world's weirdest argument with his new asshole assistant with a prosthetic arm.

Amanda gets herself constantly admitted into the ER at first to be able to check on Adam because she still feels guilty and wants to make sure he's recovering, but later because she thinks Dr. Lynn Denlon is cute and doesn't know any other way to approach her. She and Adam end up becoming friends, and he convinces her that getting a job at the hospital would be a way easier way to see Lynn.

I don't know if anyone else is seeing the vision, but I just had to put it down in a post because it has been bugging me for a full year now, and I'm about to start watching more House so I know it'll be back full force. I just think it would be hilarious.

Lawrence's "I had my life in perfect order" line is so revealing it just screams i see my family and job as status symbols and a list of things to achieve that needs to be checked off but no real desire of his own like same sex attraction almost writes itself into this narrative

Just finished saw 1-4.

Need to swing Adam around like a lasso and put strahm in a box.

Jeff sucks

Love homoerotic horror

Important context:

He watched it completely out of order— 3/4ths of 1, 3, 4, 2, then finished 1.

Lawrence made him wear that

Thinking about the way Adam says "you know who I am" in the most tiny, wimpy way possible. He's so babygirl I need to kiss his forehead and wrap him up in a blanket and feed him cigarettes

nah you are not about to come onto my silly blog and call me and my houselings puritans as if we're not devoted fans of a show we literally call "hate crimes md"

this is the last time i'm going to post about this topic, but for the record:

i see absolutely nothing wrong with pointing out offensive + outdated episodes of a tv show that stopped airing over a decade ago, so that newcomers to the series can be aware of what they're diving into. god forbid i agree with someone saying that maybe a main character berating a 10 year old for being overweight is a little uncomfortable to watch!!!

the house fandom wiki has extremely detailed synopses of each episode so that you can get the overarching plot developments without having to subject yourself to house saying cruel shit to a patient that you've had to hear from doctors in your real life a million times. and they have a ranking system out of 10 for how rare the diagnoses in each episode are, which is delightful.

of course it's not the same as watching the whole series but if you have a problem with the portrayal of certain issues in the show, it's a fine enough substitute.

now everyone stop arguing and repost white boy wilson dance gif.

NAAAAH DONT COME AFTER HOUSE HERITAGE POSTS BELOVED

Do we hate puritan culture in fandom? Yes! Should things be censored? Absolutely not! But warning people about content is not in any way censorship. Putting disclaimers on certain episodes, explaining what happens so people can avoid if they need or want to!

There’s a reason we are against censorship— it’s so people can choose what they consume rather than have the choice made for them. And part of choosing what we can consume means heeding the warnings about our content— part of choosing to watch something is choosing to skip the parts that will make us uncomfortable! And that hurts absolutely nobody else.

This is just like coming after AO3 authors for tagging their work. Absolutely ridiculous. The original commenter is a joke.

puppy snoopy

*sweet, caring oncologist with a manipulative streak and at least one divorce spends time with a sarcastic, deeply wounded guy with stalker tendencies and a horribly pessimistic worldview*

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF M

house heritage post!

if there is a saw heritage posts, apparently this one's for you too!

saw heritage post

Ik the memes dead already but like. Cmon. Its them

I know I say it a lot but I desire him carnally

I could post this and it would be completely indiscernible to anyone in my life, online or in person, who I’m talking about

i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3

no pressure tags! @lucradiss @fainlin @faileddog @dr-reversebeartrap and whoever wants to do this

Hehe hi marc!!! No pressure tagging @limpwristedpillowbiter @sarcasstic-jpmvr and @redfieldkennedy2018 <3