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Commissions And Requests Are Open!!!

@lukasdoodles / lukasdoodles.tumblr.com

Heya
This is my main!!!
I doodle and write, sometimes 18+
Always taking commissions and requests!
Current Special Interest is MCSM / OCs
mc-art-etc is my minecraft side blog

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I finally redid my commission sheet!

its been 2 years since my last commission update, so i thought I'd remake it with prices better reflecting my growth and time. Prices are subject to change depending on sales and special circumstances, etc.

Contact me through dm or email me at LukasDoodles24@gmail.com for more information!

Thank you so much to all who've helped me reach this stage, i couldn't have done it without you!

The Sale is Over! Thanks to everyone who's commissioned me lately :)

Low-Maintenance Gardening

There are so many reasons to choose a low-maintenance garden. Gardening should be a peaceful and fulfilling hobby, not something that adds stress or causes pain. A beautiful, bountiful, low-maintenance harvest is possible!

Annual Crops for the Low-Maintenance Garden

These set it and forget it crops have a long season, don't need a lot of babying, and usually get harvested all at once. Many of these can also be grown in raised beds, and some in containers (potatoes grow great in a 5 gallon bucket!!) if that's best for you.

Ideal Annual Crops: These can all go into cold storage for up to 8 months.

  • Garlic
  • Onions
  • Potatoes
  • Sweet Potatoes
  • Winter Squash
  • Beans

Pretty Good Annual Crops: These need some attention after harvesting for them to last as long as possible.

  • Broccoli
  • Brussels Sprouts
  • Cabbage ^^^Refrigerate these 3
  • Watermelon (Go into cold storage whole and last 2-3 weeks)
  • Tomatoes (You can grow determinate tomato varieties for a bumper crop that's harvested all at once. Sit tomatoes at room temperature 2-3 days and then process. Freeze, can, make sauce with them, etc.)

Herbs for the Low-Maintenance Garden

Herbs are the ultimate low-maintenance crop. So many options and they don't mind being ignored and can easily be grown in containers.

Ideal Herbs: These herbs are perennials and come back every year with just a little work on your part. All you need to do is prune them down to 5 inches once in the late spring and once around August to keep them growing indefinitely!

  • Chives
  • Oregano
  • Thyme
  • Rosemary (If you live in hardiness zones 7-10)

Pretty Good Herbs: These are annual herbs so you'll have to plant them each year. Both of these are also favorites of pollinators and beneficial insects!

  • Basil (put basil sprigs in a glass of water in the kitchen, change the water every few days, and after a while they should root for easy planting)
  • Cilantro

Fruits for the Low-Maintenance Garden

If you have the space and means to grow fruit trees or shrubs, they're an excellent low-maintenance choice. They bear a crop year after year with a little pruning (prune once or twice a year) and adding some compost or organic matter (once a year).

Ideal Fruits: These have a long storage life and require little processing after harvesting.

  • Apples
  • Citrus Fruits
  • Grapes
  • Pears

Pretty Good Fruits: These have much shorter storage life.

  • Berries (Grow a ton of fruit without much coaxing, but highly perishable so need to be eaten or frozen/processed after harvest)
  • Pawpaws (If you live in hardiness zones 5-9)
  • Plums

Some Tips for Low-Maintenance Gardening

  1. Spend 15 minutes a day in the garden, whenever possible. This daily visit doesn't have to be spent working, especially if you're lacking energy, time, spoons, etc. It can be spent observing, enjoying, and just being in the garden, which is just as important as the doing!! Notice the changes as the days, weeks, and seasons change. Enjoy the plants, insects, birds, and other critters you've invited into your garden.
  2. Mulch like a motherfucker. After planting, mulch that garden! A good mulching keeps weeds at bay, making less work for you.
  3. Stagger harvest windows. Plan your planting times so you only have one or a few crops coming to harvest at the same time. This also allows for full appreciation and enjoyment of each crop, hopefully without burnout or overwhelm!
  4. Put it on the calendar. Write down planting, harvesting, and pruning windows for each crop.
  5. Most importantly, BE GENTLE WITH YOURSELF. Gardening, even a low-maintenance garden, is hard! You will lose plants. You will lose crops. You will make mistakes and have failures. You weren't able to get to the garden and all your sprouts died? That's totally okay and you can always start them again! You weren't able to harvest in time and the birds got all your berries? You're welcome, birds! Do your best, do what you're able, and you're doing amazing!!πŸ’–

The important thing to remember about gardening is that nature doesn't waste anything, especially not time.

Even if your fruits shrivel up and rot without being picked and you harvest no vegetables, those nutrients will go back into the ecosystem and be used by something else. If the weeds grow up and choke out everything, the weeds will help heal and restore the soil and it will be a good hiding place for wild creatures. If the rabbits and raccoons eat all your peas and lettuce and corn, then those nutrients have been used well, and you played your part in feeding the other creatures.

There is no such thing as waste. You touched soil. You reminded yourself of your belonging among all creatures of Earth.

Also, can I suggest sunflowers for the low maintenance list? You and birds can both eat sunflower seeds, and meanwhile the sunflowers feed the bees.

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So, tattoo shop AUs are really popping off lately and personally I love it. What’s more romantic than bleeding for art? Nothing!

But as someone married to a tattoo artist, I have been experiencing some mild She Wouldn’t Say That regarding tattoo culture. So here’s a few quick tips that may help inform your AU. With a grain of salt for my mostly-second-hand knowledge:

  • NO ONE REPUTABLE SHOP WILL TATTOO A DRUNK PERSON. EVER. or even a person they suspect of any kind of inebriation. This is not just for Regret reasons, but also because alcohol is a blood thinner. If someone is on an acute dose of blood thinners, you generally do not want to stab them dozens of times per second.
  • Maybe this is regional, but in my experience most tattoo places don’t call themselves parlors anymore. It has a kind of seedy vibe. I see shop or studio a lot but rarely parlor.
  • Most tattoo artists are hot, yes, but none are as hot at my wife
  • Tattooing janks up your hands. Sometimes in a RSI way but definitely in a changing-gloves-every-five-minutes-fucks-up-your-skin way.
  • Artists themselves are rarely if ever employees of the shop. They will be independent contractors who pay the shop either a cut of their sales or rent on their station like a hair dresser. They are also (usually) responsible for taking care of their own supplies, tools, etc. except for the stencil printer. What kind of dweeb would have their own stencil printer?
  • There is always a line for the stencil printer. Always.
  • Artists generally spend orders of magnitude more time working on art, replying to emails, doing consults, etc compared to time with their needles in skin.
  • A typical schedule for an artist might be: wake up at noon and guzzle half her body weight in coffee, one appointment from 1-4, and another from 6-9. Home to eat one (1) real meal at 10 pm. Drawing until 5 am. This is good for her actually and good for our marriage and she’s so healthy all the time.
  • An ideal shop receptionist needs to be friendly, knowledgeable, and encouraging. They also need to be willing to get out the baseball bat that is kept behind the counter.
  • If a shop has to choose between β€œgood people skills” and β€œwill promptly rebuff Nazis and the obviously inebriated” the later is often a more important consideration.
  • At any given moment in any given shop there’s going to be at least one apprentice or someone bumming around hoping to be taken on as an apprentice. They spawn on tic and this feature cannot be disabled.
  • Again I can not overstate how hot my wife is

having a nickel allergy is actually so insidious because what you MEAN I need to pay attention to the nickel content in my food. what do you MEAN that it doesn’t even present like typical food allergy symptoms (no tingly mouth, no throat closing, no stomach pain etc) and it took until my mid-late 20s to realize that dietary nickel is probably why I’d sometimes get hives randomly on my arms with no apparent cause and have also now deal with chronic eczema. what do you MEAN that all the foods that I eat specifically because they are high in nutritional value consistently also contain nickel.

Here I was thinking my nickel allergy was pretty mild!! so many mysteries in my life were all probably caused by nickel. It was always nickel.

I can’t lie, that does help a little bit

callout post for "work"

"work" has done many terrible things such as

  • make my friend go there
  • make my wife go there

please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat

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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

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hate J K Rowling button. love asexuals button.

love trans people button!! we in this shit together!

we can shit together too. we’ve always been safer going to the bathroom in groups

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