The main task of Knight robot-girl is to protect the royal family. The one with the ears is the princess. Actually, many of the kingdom's inhabitants have ears and tails.

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

Don't do this

The chain gotta continue!

After an hour of it sitting in there, I decided to try it. The gummy tasted weird and it was soggy as hell, but the energy drink itself didn't lose anything, in fact I would say it ended up being better because it was sour. I'm gonna update y'all if anything funky happens.

Every time I try to eat more my body wants it less. I think I should stop.

Don't do this.

Maidgirl spraying a particularly irksome fairy with 1920s pesticides

In my mind fairy spray looks like this and smells like rust and mushrooms mixed with lighter fluid

there’s something wrong with you

can you fucking hold still this shit is expensive

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

via http://jackpot.happy.nu/plaza/avatars.html (1997)

Find the secret in the woods...

LGTS fanart cause I love this game