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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

FUNDRAISER SPOTLIGHT

IBRAHIM MAJED @ibrahimmajed10 60/50 000€ gfm link

EBRAHIM HAMAD @ebrahimhamad 164/50 000€ gfm link

SHAHD @shahdgaza-2 297/20 000$ USD gfm link

AHMED ALSHARIF 97/20 000€ gfm link

MOHAMED MATAR @matarmoh2024 1 300/15 000€ gfm link

MAHMOUD HILLES @hillesmahmoud 25 253/37 000€ gfm link

HASSAN MASI @hasanamasi22 355/25 000€ gfm link

updated 16/09/2024

most of these fundraisers have not received any donations in the past 3-4 months.

Tomodachi Life yurii enthusiasts: Don't forget your roots!

can’t wait for 2026

shayma escaped gaza before the crossing closed and has been struggling to care for her family of 16 in egypt. rent is skyrocketing, and now her brother needs help funding his master's degree. she just lost her childhood friend and her friend's family, she needs support right now.

she didn't ask me to post this, i just wanna show her there's still people out there who care. please help her

this meme was made for them

fan art because I think she's pretty

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

Took her out back and had her shot

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)

RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell

Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act

Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?

MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!

FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.

RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?

Without the guide of others I assumed

That heat was merely added for the sake

Of expediting this solution’s brewing!

Half a decade I have spent, or more,

Not questioning this worldview I had made.

In fact, I am myself a bit surprised

That you might think that I, your dearest friend,

Might have a patience of sufficient stock

To wait until a pot of water boils.

FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?

The microwave will beep when it is done!

CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!

Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!

FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know

That I have not the patience, like our Root,

To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink?

CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!

FROG: On what plate?

Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?

CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task

Of boiling but a single cup alone?

FROG: In minutes?

CATS'N: Yes!

FROG: I counted seven, once.

CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!

If on a middle heat you place the cup

You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.

Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate

Or even less, if you should have a pot.

FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?

You place upon the iron stove a mug?

A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?

How do these flames, though medium in height,

Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?

Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched

With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!

(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)

KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.

I’m sorry but the THOUGHT that has been put into this, I actually CAN’T—

The fact that nearly every line is so metrically considered- near perfect iambic pentameter witb the occasional trochee for emphasis, but usually retaining a strong sense of rhythm nonetheless. And then the king comes in at the end, so wound in his disbelief that his response is reduced to prose.

And the even better thing about this is how easy it would have been to structure the king’s line into iambic pentameter: it is effectively already said as such because of the way wizardlyghost has phrased it, yet they haven’t!! They did not break the line, rendering what, by all typically of both Shakespearean canon and other periods context should be the character with the most command and authority in the whole play. If there was ever a more effective way to convey a genuine “what the fuck??”, I know of it not.

But it gets better!! Shakespeare regularly uses meter in order to represent class divide; the nobility usually speak in iambic pentameter, save for a few particularly chosen moments (e.g. Lady Macbeth’s descent into madness, Othello’s realisation of Desdemona’s “betrayal”) or just lines where Shakespeare needs to suggest high emotion or when a character is lost in thought. Supernatural characters like the fairies in A Midsummer Night’s Dream and the Witches in Macbeth usually speak in trochaic tetrameter, an inversion of iambic pentameter. Lower class characters, particularly those used for comic relief (usually under the influence of alcohol), speak with no structure at all: their language is plain prose. Therefore, if this is a conversation between these types of characters, as the prompt from silvergirachi suggests, why the hell are the characters speaking so eloquently???

Now, this is Tumblr. It is subsequently logical to assume that this may have merely been a humorous recreation (and a very good one at that) of the Shakespearean style in a way that is widely recognisable to an audience that may or may not have read a great deal of Shakespeare, which is understandable. However, logic is boring so I’m going to probe further into this to the point where future historians will look to this as an example of overanalysing.

The inherent eloquence of the characters here suggests an unusual subversion of the roles typically assumed in Shakespearean comedy. This could be interpreted along two major avenues: firstly, that the rhetoric displayed by the speakers is fundamentally representative of how truth can be expected even from the most seemingly pointless or ludicrous discussions. Furthermore, it could suggest that it matters not how well constructed your speeches are: if you talk bullshit, it’s going to sound that way despite your attempts to hide it.

This is similar but not identical to the second avenue of interpretation: there is the implication that the noblemen in the play are in fact the comic relief characters, therefore implying that the “common people” of the play are the ones whose influence, though not expressed in such a highly spoken manner, makes a lot more sense than whatever the hell this is. If this was a real Shakespeare play, I would call it a subtle exploration into the innate corruption of the rich and powerful. Well done, op.

Now, I doubt any of this is actually grounded analysis in any way, shape or form, but if someone else can take this to the extremes of writing a Shakespearean scene, why can I not analyse it as such? And where else to do so than Tumblr?

im in tears i didnt think anyone would put this much analysis into this‚ thank you so much

i also like that everyone else gets a version of their handle and then tumblr user pidoop is promoted to king

israel has resumed it's genocide on gaza. it's heartbreaking to even think about how palestinians are going through this again. gaza was just celebrating the ceasefire and ramadan.

it's so sad to think that amidst all this, israel resumed intense bombing. gaza is still mostly rubble and there is a scarcity of resources. life has become more difficult. people are seeking shelters in tents.

please have heart and consider donating to my friend alaa, a mother from gaza. she has two little kids and is raising money to help her family get through this hell. her fundraiser has been verified.

please donate here

current stats: €36,450 / €100,000 (last donation made 7 hours ago)

^ thats the original image, in case you want to see exactly how fucking vile these bastards are.

(those are signs they confiscated from homeless people they arrested for "panhandling" during the holiday season)

Holy fuck the original is worse

A year ago, near the beginning of the war, Suham's arm was broken. Due to the lack of medical supplies, she was not able to get the medical care she needed as she healed. As a result, her bone welded incorrectly, causing chronic issues and pain.

Throughout the winter, these issues have only worsened. The weather is terribly cold, and there is heavy rain and wind. The cold worsens Suham's injury, increasing her pain and struggles.

Suham needs surgery to repair the bone in her arm. The longer she goes without it, the worse her condition will get. Without timely treatment, she is at risk of losing her arm entirely.

However, the surgery Suham needs is very expensive, and donations keep stopping for days at a time. If this continues, Suham and her family won't be able to get the basic needs required to survive this genocide, let alone afford the surgery Suham needs.

Suham is just a child, and she has gone through more pain and fear than anyone should have to suffer. Both she and the rest of her family are exhausted, hungry, and cold. They have been living through over a year of genocide.

Please, share and donate. Help Suham get the surgery she needs! Anything you can give, even just £5 or £10, makes a difference.

If you cannot donate, there is another way you can help. Hashem Bader, Suham's uncle, needs help sharing this campaign in order to raise money to provide for both Suham and the rest of their family. If you are able to help Hashem with writing and/or publishing post about his campaign, please feel free to let me know in the comments or reblogs of this post, or contact Hashem at @hashembadr. Any assistance you can give would be big help for Suham, Hashem, and their family.

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This little girl might lose her arm if she doesn't have her surgery! Also this fundraiser supports 26 people!!

They've been fundraising since March but only £6,740 raised of £50K goal!

You can enter my freshwater pearl necklace raffle if you donate to this fundraiser!

£7,237 raised of £50K goal from 321 donations.

This campaign is supporting 26 people, including Suham. The price of food has decreased somewhat due to the ceasefire, but they still need money for Suham’s surgery, and the fist 6k was spent on replacement tents after losing their first tents to shrapnel, food, and a bed and mattress to keep Suham off of the cold, muddy ground. Hashem would also like to evacuate to rejoin his wife and three children in Morocco. He worries about his children growing up without him, especially after having experienced the trauma of war.

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Those Miis gay! Good for them, good for them!

But anyway, here is one of more experimental and simpler stuff since I never drew Miis before + with this rendering, so with new Tomodachi game's announcement, I got inspired and excited.

Some women are conditioned to be fragile and weak, and to believe that it's a sin to outperform a man. Her feminism would involve allowing women to be strong.

Some women are expected to be strong at times when they can't. Her feminism would involve reassuring her that it's okay to not be strong.

Some neurodivergent people are raised to believe that they're too stupid to ever amount to anything. Their disability activism would involve reassuring them that they're capable.

Some neurodivergent people are raised to believe that they're smart and gifted, and are expected to live up to impossible standards. Their disability activism would involve allowing them to fail, make mistakes, be stupid, etc.

Some children are constantly reminded "you're the child, I'm the adult" in order to deny their autonomy. Their youth rights activism would involve treating them like an adult at times when they feel ready for it.

Some children are treated like adults in order to justify increased expectations or to downplay abuse against them. Their youth rights activism would involve allowing them to be a child.

There is no one-size-fits-all solution to oppression. Each individual person's experience is different. Whatever trauma is caused by their oppression, the activism should focus on undoing it.

I am the main provider for two disabled roommates while being disabled myself. One of my roommates has cancer, both have been in and out of the hospital this month. With so much time spent at the hospital, my job not allowing the usage of public wifi, and constantly needing to do chores+caretaking, I've barely been able to work this month.

I am exhausted, drowning in expenses, and no longer holding up mentally.

Right now, we need about $1,500 to just be able to catch up and get necessities while also being able to pay rent. Our rent is due on the 1st with no grace period.

Dm for details or proof, I have all the medical records for this shitshow, I'm just trying to keep this short. Vetted by @kyra45-helping-others who does scam busting here.

$0/$1,500

PP--$C--V--kofi

Nothing received since this was posted.

$25/$1,500

Rent is due on the first.

(cannot find a vetting link but not shy about @ the person who vetted them in past and runs their own side blog boosting others campaigns)

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