Ripley's Believe It or Else

i believe so strongly in robot rights i supported the deltfall secunits in the first book when i thought they killed those surveyors unprovoked.

the lack of robot solidarity in the murderbot diaries is driving me crazy. somebody needs to email them a class consciousness module asap.

The thing about Murderhelion is I can very clearly imagine ART using all kinds of pet names ranging from mocking to sweet to incomprehensible to anyone without at least 4 PHDs, but I can’t imagine Murderbot using any kind of term of endearment. ART is its pet name for ART.

"SecUnit would write fanfic"

"It would only beta read and leave comments"

SecUnit would install itself as a moderator of the Sanctuary Moon fandom wiki page. SecUnit would, for the simple transgression of being annoying - delete your account, IP ban, find your personal email address and send you a citation-laden 5 page explanation about how you're wrong titled "Banned for life (idiot)"

i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

This 'impossible' crane shot from Mikhail Kalatozov's SOY CUBA (1964) ...

IS the greatest and quite remarkable one shot scene of them all.

Whatever you think this is gonna be, you're wrong. Please watch.

Holy crap!

indeed search easy jobs for losers

“Enjoy Websurfing” ⌘ Digital real estate, mostly occupied by squatters

I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding

Very much in line with the attitude of "this choice will marginally improve the way I move through the world and make everyone else's experience SIGNIFICANTLY worse, but I don't really care, based simply on the fact that I am allowed to do it and there's nothing they can or will do to stop me" ya feel me?

I used to live in an apartment complex and this guy had those super bright headlights, a custom job that was WAY brighter than the norm. He would use his brights in the apartment complex and when his headlights were on your window you could read fine print with the curtains closed.

We yelled at him and told him to at least turn off his brights and he told us to go fuck ourselves. So one night after he came rolling back in at 2 or 3 in the morning someone smashed his headlights in with a hammer and sprayed black spray paint inside the holes. The reverse lights too as they were also obnoxiously bright.

Police came by the next day after he woke up and screamed blood and vengeance for an hour. I think we were all questioned and not 1 person knew anything.

Property management had to admit that the fake security cameras were actually fake.

Guy got his system fixed exactly the same and went around loudly bragging about it. Guy went back out to set up his camera to watch the car and went to bed. The camera was smashed from behind spray painted and again the headlights and reverse lights, with the added bonus of a side view mirror smashed and spray painted.

This time the only person who said anything to the cops was a guy who could confirm it wasn't at 5 am because he went out with a gas can and a box of matches but the job had already been done. And funnily enough saying "well I was going to do it but someone beat me to it" isn't actually illegal.

He put in much more sensible headlights and didn't turn his brights on in the parking lot anymore.

state of shit is so grim that earlier i saw a sweet "fat transmasc summer!!" type video this fat guy had made where he mentioned his weight in the caption and the whole comment section was split 50/50 between thin people going "don't worry you're not fat 🥰" and other fat people going "damn so i only need to lose 30 pounds to look like this??" we are so fucking cooked we are unbelievably fucking cooked

Jacek Yerka, Eruption 

www.artsytoad.tumblr.com

i like tumblr because occasionally i’ll be recommended a 12 year old post that depicts something so absolutely my shit that it makes me believe in art again

would've started saving money in kindergarten if i knew my life was like this

would've started saving money in kindergarten if i knew my life was like this

would've started saving money in kindergarten if i knew my life was like this

I don’t think chainshipping would have a grand love confession I think lawrence would accidentally say “bye I love you” one day as he hangs up the phone and not realize until he receives a very confused voicemail from adam saying “I love you too but like only if you meant it because if not just kidding haha”