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hey guys can yall please not send me donation asks
edit: doesnt exist. sorry
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I ruined this man’s life by beating him in a pokemon battle
Pokemon Heritage Post
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Anonymous asked:
Bluudud misses his mother very much but he absolutely will not let anyone know for fear of appearing weak
He also plays The Sims 4
He has made his family in The Sims 4. He uses cheat codes to make the household rich and give them everything a sim could ever want. This is his way of coping with missing his mother!
C00lkidd is part of the sims family. Bluudud will vehemently deny any accusations of this indicating he does not hate C00lkidd and claims he has the C00lkidd sim so that his own sim can have a rival ( this is a lie. The C00lkidd sim and the Bluudud sim are best friends
There's also a 007n7 sim. He's kept in the basement and the only other sim he ever gets to see is the C00lkidd sim who delivers him his meals
007n7 being in the basement is the best part of all of this.
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i love you black trans people. i love you asian trans people from all over asia (not just east asia). i love you hispanic trans people. i love you indigenous trans people. i love you poc trans people. you're doing great, i promise you, and i'm so fucking sorry the community erases you as much as it does.
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til that the "Cara Mia Addio" in Portal 2 (better known as the "Turret Opera"), when translated, is a full on love song in which Glados refers to Chell as "beautiful" and "dear" throughout, with Ellen Mclain saying in an interview afterwards that the song is meant to essentially be taken as "I'm going to miss you, goodbye, my beloved"
I like to think then that Cara Mia Addio was a song created by Glados in a foreign language that Chell wouldn't understand so that way she could tell her how much she meant/means to her without being too direct because she's scared of attachment
In conclusion, happy pride month to whatever the fuck they had going on
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meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board
keep talking shit and yuore gonna be passenger number 43
This post is: Kiki
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u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw
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by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this
one detail i think is important to point out: if you look at the video frame by frame, you will see that his pants come off
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Customer started yelling at me because I was 1 minute late to open the shop so I banned him from shopping with us and locked the door on him. Play stupid games.
This man had the audacity to come back at the end of the day as I was closing up by the fucking way. Ranting and raving about how he had been mistreated and that no one had even bothered to reply to his complaint email all day
Well I had the UNBRIDLED joy of informing him that not only had I seen his email, which was insanely abusive towards me for the crime of being 1 minute late and not putting up with his shit first thing in the morning, but that I was also the manager who he demanded to speak to, and I’d now also had our IT team block his IP address from being able to contact us or order with us ever again.
I should’ve been allowed to castrate the man but this will have to do
Okay this got way more notes than I was expecting so I feel like I should add some important context here. I’m not management. I’m not even middle management I’m just some guy that works here. I don’t have the authority to do any of this I just like lying to customers
You should be allowed to castrate him indeed
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Going into this bio exam knowing brown eyes are dominant, blue eyes are submissive, and that punettes are square. Wish me luck!
RECESSIVE RECESSIVE GENES
Not this fucking post PLEASE
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radiofreederry
I'm absolutely delighted that this is the tweet of mine that's finally made the crossover
Also, fuck every single one of you who has anything to say about my galaxy leggings. My passport photo for the next 10 years was me wearing a necklace made of multi-coloured paperclips, with a sidecut I gave myself with kitchen scissors. I used to wear a mismatched pair of knockoff Doc Martens, one bright yellow and one lime green, with the laces replaced by purple hair ribbons and green gardening twine. I would layer 4 or 5 pairs of different coloured fishnet tights until my legs were like a 3D optical illusion, and wore a coral coloured blazer with shoulder pads that was 4 sizes too large.
You think the galaxy leggings are bad? You have no idea.
literally slay
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me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂
my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much
our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!