im a living shitpost

what the fuck ever

"I have depression." - character who has been through extensive therapy.

"I feel dead inside all the time and nothing helps!" - character who does like, regular introspective thinking and is aware of the concept of mental health.

"Leave me the fuck alone I'll be fine once I get over my stupid shit." - repressed character.

"It's fine I'm just having an Empty Time. What? Yeah, empty times, you know, when everything is like bzzzzzz in your brain and you don't shower for two weeks. Why, what do you call it?" - ooooughhh now we're talkin

Big Men / Tiny Men ?

No bitches

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

this poem is about being nonbinary.

this is how it feels to be genderfluid in a homophobic surrounding

I am beginning to believe that the werewolf is not the problem here.

I feel like people are missing the Very Important reference picture and that's just criminal. Clearly if you look at the dog that inspired the piece, you would understand the inherent validity of the voters' choice.

Thank you for that addition but I assure you we all already understood the the validity of the voters choice

me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated

This may be controversial but I think polyamory should be in tv shows and video games. I think there’s so many unexplored dynamics for romcom relationships and we simply deserve these kinds of stories.

he was insane for this

thank your local trans girl for being alive right now

good job soldier. now turn around and thank your local trans boy for being alive right now

tumblr search still broken but also nonbinary people! go thank them too!

these buttons from the dying party city go so hard

you see my vision

do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

HES SO HAPPY HE JUST LOVES FANS SO MUCH

Putting teaboot's tags here too because this joy for life needs to be shared I think