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@maryajnecrap

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pin post??? on this blog???? woah!!!!

hi there. call me MJ or smth idk. She/they pronouns. I am a minor so pls don’t be weird.

I like dsmp and will wood. and cats. can’t forget the cats.

I have a side blog for photography at @cameraweaponizer (it’s just me fucking around with a phone) (I have no training)

I use #get reblogged for reblogs… if I remember. And #im saying stuff for me little ramblings. I will mass reblog something if it makes me go insane. cough cough dsmp cough cough

I don’t support ccwilbur. nuh uh.

I love my mutuals they r very epic

anyways I’m gonna go pet a cat or smth

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Grian: I see a lot of people asking about the beeping. Scar beeps. Various beeps-- Scar: You wanna tell them? (Scar accidentally mutes the mic, it stays muted for ten seconds) Grian: Hey man. You muted the mic. (both laughs) Don't worry, we got it. So yesterday, I'm-I'm in the car with Scar, and--it's just like a silent ride, we're just waiting in the--y'know. And all of the sudden it just goes "beep, beep. Breathing not detected." I'm like. And I like, silently look over to Scar as if he's just (Grian laughs) he's not gonna be breathing, and he's just like, "oh. Guess I'm gone." (Grian laughs) Scar: Gone, just gone. Yeah, that was. It was silent, the car was silent, everybody was just-- Grian: "No breathing detected." (Scar snickers) Scar: That was great. Now we've have--

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I love the hermits so much

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Fascinating differences in strategy in the Quiet Games. Gem just whacked Impulse until he did what she wanted. Skizz and Ren came up with a complex system of signals. Grian and Jimmy somehow unlocked??? telepathy??? and killed it????

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In the coming excitement for the hermitcraft charity event, I wanna point out that all day Joe Hills has been updating the title of his most recent hermitcraft episode (uploaded today) all day long. This man has been liveblogging the trip via Youtube titles.

It's currently almost 10 pm for me and hes been doing this all day since he uploaded at about 2. Joe Hills continues to baffle me with how absurd he can get.

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minecraft movie notes

  • everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)
  • there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown
  • there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.
  • jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent
  • a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.
  • endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you
  • jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)
  • there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)
  • "first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.
  • a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.
  • jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored
  • in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time

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Rest in peace Technoblade, you would have hated the minecraft movie but you would have loved the free promo they gave you.

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Everyone's favourite son

Credits for the aus below

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my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20β€²s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

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Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

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Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

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And your tuba

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And your tuba

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