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MatterCoil

@mattercoil

She/They trans woman with ADHD
This blog is my hodgepodge of shitposts and political opinions. my special interests include highway interchanges (I hate cars but roads are fascinating), kirby, and citizen sleeper

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I’m a 20 something trans woman in the united states now going by Juniper maybe June for short haven’t thought too much about it.

I think way too much about Bloodborne, Kirby, skateboarding, and punk music (I Saw the TV Glow likely to join this list)

My asks are always open and I would love to hear about anyones music recommendations (please send me asks they are so fun)

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honestly tumblr censoring the pfp of flagged accounts is wild. it’s like they’re putting a paper bag over ur head that just says ‘PERVERT’

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

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it wasn't ever normal that you guys were getting coffee for cheaper than people in Brazil and Colombia (the producers) do though, I hope you know that

having year round mangoes in Wisconsin isn't normal either btw there's a whole century that explains it actually

btw brazilians and colombians get significantly lower quality coffee for a way higher price than in the european nations to which it gets exported. over 80% of brazilian coffee leaves the nation, and the price of coffee in brazil has recently skyrocketed, despite the fact that it is responsible for 38% of the world's yearly coffee production.

theres some 500 years of history on why that is, which you should read, but it is somewhat sufficient to keep in mind that the first world requires the exploitation of the third to maintain its luxuries.

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IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

  • #i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance
  • #i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss
  • we could be doing this with balls, no homo even
  • #i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf
  • My wife calls it “Titris”
  • it’s called titrus thanks
  • #titrus

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

Since people seem to like my pride outfit!

Woah woah this has 1000 notes. I'm super flattered and I will bench press each and every one of you.

I can't believe you're this many notes in and nobody knows you handstitched the flag.

Oh hell was i supposed to mention that?

I handstitched the flag.

I clearly should've mentioned it sooner.

Hell yeah we can. Wanna see?

Base coat of blue! I didn't take any pictures before this point!

I bought a box of crayons for all the local kids and queers to draw with while I was painting the shield

Aren't they pretty?

Next was masking taping and painting some stripes.

Almost. We missed a spot.

Better. Let's throw in some silver paint for the trim too.

And for the finale-

Voila! One trans shield!

Ready to go!

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

Some of the older generation were radicalized by social media or conservative news media. Some people just changed as they aged, too. I don't know all of the causes.

But one thing that I do know, is that there were a lot of genuinely progressive, good-hearted, justice-seeking Boomers, people who sought to make the world a better place every day they lived, in any way they could. I knew a number of them myself. And what happened to them? They died.

As a generation ages, more and more of them die. And the ones that die younger tend to be the less wealthy, the less secure, the less privileged. So as the Boomers age, more and more, the ones that are left are more conservative, more reactionary, more privileged. Not all, of course, but as a proportion, the progressives shrink in number.

Please click through and read the article. It just keeps getting better and better.

Because the crabs are raised in a lab, they don’t have any experience with predators. So before putting them onto the reef, Spadaro and his team may have to condition them to fear things like octopuses, snappers, and groupers. One way to do this is by using puppets modeled after predators. By putting these puppets in the tanks while poking at the crabs, the crabs learn to move away from the threat. Several months ago, Mote partnered with a local elementary school and had students craft hand puppets, modeled after crab predators, to use in fear conditioning. (Fortunately, the crabs don’t have great vision.)

"Can you describe your prior work experience?"

"I'm a professional crab botherer."

Crab detected! ✅

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