I wish this necklace was the real deal.

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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

not being able to borrow an ebook because someone else has it on loan is stupid as hell. like babe this is Document. these are pixels.

I feel like Bilbo would teach the elves of Rivendell the concept of a mathom with the express purpose of oh so politely asking them over dinner how were the Silmarils not a mathom

Random Feanorian elf inherited by Elrond: That's not... No.

Bilbo: Oh so they were useful?

Elf: Well. No, not exactly

Bilbo: But the owners didn't want to throw them away.

Elf: Yeah

Bilbo: And they were in possession of several people over the course of years.

Elf: Yeah

Bilbo: That's a mathom.

Elf: No! We loved them because were very pretty!!! And one of a kind!!! Crafted by hands more skilled than any of ours!!!

Bilbo: Yes, like my great aunt's set of painted dishcloths

Elf, in tears: The Silmarils were not like your great aunt's set of painted dishcloths

Bilbo: How's The Great Mathom War as a title for a poem about the First Age?

By the way, it's important to me that Elrond supports Bilbo's claim and finds it quite insightful actually

self reblogging to add very important context

WRONG BLOG

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

Still banging.

These horrible little men laughing and singing a goddamn improvised song about both cracking and chipping bilbo baggins dishes AND his plates as well. I hope around three of them DIE

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

turmeric kun update

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

Edit: I *love* WD-40

Edit 2: I *hate* Tri-Flow

ive mentioned this to friends before and they acted like i was insane so let's see if i get ratioed

had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed