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@mcrmadness / mcrmadness.tumblr.com

-91 | Finland | AroAce & Agender (they/them) | ADHD Hi I'm Madness. My favorite band is die ärzte and I can and WILL BE extremely annoying about it. But hey, that's exactly why I am on Tumblr. My die ärzte sideblog: @daemadness I'm crazy about many things, including: cats, languages & linguistics, stupid humour (Monty Python ftw), arts (I also draw myself!), movies, video games... you name it. Which means: this blog is a MESS. Follow at your own risk.

I'm turning Anon asks off for some time now. I have started to receive lots of anonymous money-begging asks, all written in pretty much the exact same sense and wording with just different links. Woke up today to THREE asks like that, so my ask box is now anon-off until I feel like they might be done with sending me those asks.

Good thing is: you can block the sender even on anon asks. Bad thing is: there seems to be just more and more of these and they try to reach to you through just anything. I refuse to believe majority of them are even legit, probably just scammers trying to scam money from people by using the distress of real people as their carrot on a stick. Disgusting.

How My Chemical Romance feels after dropping a remixed version of Revenge on a random Friday almost two months out from the official release date and then promptly removing it from streaming services the next day.

so we know that humans share 50% of their dna with bananas. and also, they say one in four humans are related to genghis khan. using this information, we can determine that genghis khan was 200% banana

Since it's watermelon season!

My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!

My most popular post ever is getting likes again, so that means it's getting close to watermelon season!!

I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those

tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now

planning a trip to europe from a city with practically no transport is crazy. i open up a map of the munich metro system and staring back at me is a biblically accurate angel if it were a map of a metro system

BE NOT AFRAID looking ass

haha yeah su-

oooh it radiates colors

our versions are a bit less 'angel' and more 'kraken' and 'mesh'

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