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the way these crows have made me their bitch. they just go AWK AWK and i come running with food.

our refrigerator is a hundred years old (slight exaggeration) and sometimes it will make a noise that sounds like an elderly man groaning in agony (not an exaggeration)

These blue-crowned parakeets are eating me out of house and home.