Hi Bastards

Also since I know ships can be a hardpass, I would like to clarify here we have Hashimada, Izutobi, Sasunaru, Obikaka, and Shiita.

Do you want to read a Naruto fanfic with Live Forum Reaction?

hey guys do the allos know that they can have qprs too? like do they know that being alloromantic doesn't mean they can't choose to be in a qpr anyway? because qprs aren't "romance-lite" for aros, they're an entirely separate kind of relationship that anyone can have. you can do this with fictional characters too. you can put characters that aren't aroace or are even canonically dating in qprs with each other just because you think that would be a cool way to play with their dynamic. it's actually very cool and you totally should.

Related to the "Shen Yuan as super wealthy cosplayer" idea, I think it would be fun if Airplane had absolutely dreamed of doing a lot of the same stuff but just never had the budget for it. Man's barely making rent and half his diet is instant noodles, so even the cheaper tiers of cosplaying were largely out of reach for him before he died.

Then he transmigrated, and his family was financially comfortable, but not to the degree where they could afford to splurge on "eccentric" clothing. Once he was on An Ding Peak as an outer disciple he only had access to uniforms, and it wasn't really until he got the head disciple position that he could take some leeway with his style of dress, but the really fun stuff was still out of his budget and also now he had An Image to Uphold and shit.

By the time he was a peak lord, dressing more or less practically and in An Ding colors was a habit, and he had too much on his plate to try and pick up new hobbies (or expenses). Plus, where would he wear some of the looks and outfits he'd always wanted to try? Who would appreciate them? Either he'd introduce new fashion trends or else he'd be branded a weirdo, and he was pretty sure he knew which option was more likely!

But that changes after Peerless Cucumber transmigrates in.

One passing comment on Shang Qinghua's part waxing wistful on the concept of dressing up, and Shen Qingqiu zeroes in on him with the kind of intensity usually only found in preteen girls who have discovered a new dolly.

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Oh! Speaking of my lore!

New followers may not realize that there is a huge conspiracy that an ant infiltrated my brain and controls my body because I was talking about ants invading my home and garden then I disappeared for a few days.

Everyone said the ant got me.

And, yes, the implied event involving reader doing things with a sweet potato is an easter egg based on me fucking a sweet potato.

Also I'm definitely not an ant. Why just yesterday I used my mouth to ingest the spaghetti.

And no! Just because I wrote a fic where the reader is an ant hybrid or an ongoing blurb where the reader is an ant hybrid being fucked by an ultra sexy ant hybrid prince doesn't mean I'm an ant controlling a meat suit!

i was gonna make a post about how you could totally do a samurai au using the canonical tobirama ronin skin + the canonical sasuke samurai design and pretending its izuna

but then i double checked what the sasuke design looks like and.

what the fuck are you wearing sasuke.

he tried to copy her drip and failed immeasurably

So, in Brazilian, USAmerican, and LGBT+ politics news, transgender Brazilian congresswoman Erika Hilton has received from the USA a visa marking her gender as male.

Hilton canceled a trip she was going to make to the US this month, where she was going to participate on Saturday (12) in a panel at the Brazil Conference, and says she will take action against US President Donald Trump at the UN (United Nations) because she considers the case to be transphobic and disrespectful of her Brazilian civil records.

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UPDATE: fellow transgender Brazilian congresswoman Duda Salabert has been informed her visa will also register her as male.

"More than transphobia, there is a question of national sovereignty involved: it is not up to the US government to disagree with and refute Brazil's documents," she said.

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On April 16th 2025 the US federal government has proposed to change the interpretation of the endangered species act so that it no longer protects habitat.

This is open for public comment until the end of May 19th. Please comment and make your voice heard.

Wildlife need their habitat. If the ESA redefines harm so that habitat is no longer protected, the implications for wildlife would be catastrophic.

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

The best thing illegal scanlation sites have given us is that one comment on the scum villain fantl left on the exact chapter where shen qingqiu first realizes that Binghe has been in love with him the whole time

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

Yeah, we could stand to have Spider-Man dance for us; maybe it’ll help

Yeah, we could stand to

have Spider-Man dance for us;

maybe it’ll help

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

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still thinking about the brainrot that fast fashion has caused in people, like i made this pair of pants that are black and white with a cool flowery design, and an acquaintance saw them and said "wow i'd pay like 20 dollars for you to make me a pair" and i could barely think with how utterly horrified i was at that; i told them that 20 dollars wouldn't even cover the materials, let alone the hours of work that went into cutting, sewing, ironing, hemming, altering, etc. they just had this look on their face when i told them that, when i said i wouldn't make them a pair for even 100 dollars because that was still way too low of an amount, a look that said "you're crazy for thinking that those cost 100 dollars" and maybe i am crazy but holy shit, 20 dollars for a pair of handmade, durable, lined pants fitted specifically to your measurements? 20 dollars for upwards of 60 hours of work? 20 dollars for several yards of high-quality fabric, thread, and buttons? 20 dollars???

Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

So she actually said that she does not see the appeal in Senshi at all and that the panty shots weren't intended to be horny - she just has a neighbor who looks kind of like him and does laundry in his underwear. Which she finds kind of weird and offputting, and put into his character to be funny.

But that's the thing. She doesn't exaggerate or grotesqueify or alter people's bodies to fit some standard. (Except insofar as she draws different species differently, and those are exquisitely practiced to ensure they have the same diversity of appearances that humans do.) She just presents people exactly as they are, complexities and oddities and all.

It just so happens that when you present people exactly as they are, what you present will be beautiful and alluring to many. Even the things you yourself might find weird and offputting. Honestly I think it's a touching example of how you don't have to see the beauty in everyone for the beauty to be there, simple honesty is enough to let the wonder of people's humanity shine through.

#i think we should put this post next to the interview where she said she doesn't want to eat the food in the series cuz she's a picky eater#and file them both under 'you don't know an artist from their work'#and maybe you don't need to!#maybe all you need to know is that ryoko kui is Good At What She Does#idk I don't like the implication that artists (and women especially?) can only create from personal life and feelings#some people have imagination and craft#kind of a tangent but. there you go.

no but you're very correct

happy 4chan is dead day [a day late but eh]. have tumblr-chan x 4chan-kun to celebrate