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Mild And Hammered

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I think I’m a Superbat account. You think I’m stupid. We shall have a spring wedding.

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couldn't get clark + sunlight out of my head.

got the bat symbol pj pants idea from a fic and then after tracking it down to link here I realised there is a scene of clark in the sun in this fic too! sooo ig I owe the whole drawing idea subconsciously lol

The thing is that if Jason was a ghost, Bruce would absolutely see him. I think there's enough canon that's established that Bruce can see and talk to ghosts at this point. The only question is whether or not he'd actually realize that Jason's ghost is a ghost and in fact not a hallucination, because Bruce also happens to hallucinate dead people pretty often.

When you're kinda psychic but also kinda deranged and you're not sure if it's a ghost or your brain

a scenario where both Bruce and Tim are out and about as civilians and end up needing a rescue from their respective Supers so Jim Gordon has to sit there and watch as Superman (fine as long as he's just visiting) and Superboy (near-identical to the former but says fuck?) carry the two Wayne family members back down to safety while simultaneously playing the "I've never met this man in my life! Just a lucky rescue! / If you even look at my human I'm going to go feral" game all the way down.

Clark + telling people Bruce pads his suits

Superman: Unchained #1 and uh one of the earlier issues of Justice League (2018). Both written by Scott Snyder. I think he’s trying to tell us something.

Clark Kent being extremely hardworking and too proud (kind?) to ever ask for a handout from a friend versus Bruce Wayne becoming jaded over the years to “friends” only ever asking him for money or favors…god, they really are best friends, aren’t they? Clark would rather try to save the Kent family farm all on his own than let Bruce pay for it. And Bruce would work day and night, even buying a bank and probably replacing a whole corporate ladder of decision makers just so Ma Kent can have her home back and Clark can sleep well at night.

Or, to sum it up: a man who will never ask for a handout is friends with a man who doesn’t do handouts for anyone except him.

i love you fanfic authors that write AUs. i love you fanfic authors that write canon. i love you fanfic authors that write unhinged things specific to their niche interests. i love you fanfic authors that write against the grain of fanon interpretation. i love you fanfic authors that add to fanon interpretation in even more rich ways. i love you fanfic authors with low self confidence, with all the confidence in the world, with 3000 subscribers, with 2 subscribers, who have written a million words and ones that have written 100. i love you fanfic authors who haven't written a word yet but the stories are still knocking around inside your head. i love you fanfic authors!!!!!!!

Stop giving me comics where Dick looks cool as batman. I want to see one where that man tries to do a backflip in the batsuit, eats it on the cape, and has to hide a broken rib from both Barbara and Alfred.

bruce wayne is the only person on earth to turn his massively untreated ocd into the basis of a successful superhero alter ego. unfortunately this trick did not work on his interpersonal relationships

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