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Mild Amusements

@mildlyamused / mildlyamused.tumblr.com

Mother. Wife. Geek. Nerd. Internet Addict. Succinct. Name: Donna Occupation: Internet (I'm Entertainment Editor at HitFix) Formerly of BuzzFeed. Twitter: MildlyAmused

Coming out of Tumblr retirement to issue a necessary trigger warning for BIRDS OF PREY:

Disappointed to say I did not enjoy this film. Yes, the character work was great, the actors really brought their A-game, especially Margot Robbie. The fight choreography was stellar and entertaining. But I feel the trailers did the film a great disservice (much like SUICIDE SQUAD before it). This is not a fun action romp. This is an extremely dark story. Ewan McGregor as Black Mask is the most unsettling villain since David Tennant as Kilgrave.

Gendered violence is baked into the plot, purposely, but I could have done without it. Or at least a warning so I didn't almost bolt from the theater during a particularly nasty exchange which left a female character (a glorified extra) partly naked and crying. Besides that scene, just off the top of my head, the film has an implied sexual assault, an attempted sexual assault, and several torture scenes with strong undercurrents that sexual violence is imminent. Oh, and a throw-away line indicating Harley’s dad sex trafficked her from the age of six.

That scene from the trailer where Harley looks like Marilyn Monroe from GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES? It isn’t a fun musical number but a hallucination brought on from being back-handed too hard while tied to a chair. 

Yes, vengeance belongs to the women at the end of the day but there was no need to make the story about this. At all. Especially in such a ham-fisted way when MAD MAX: FURY ROAD showed you can deal with these issues without traumatizing the audience. It felt like an over-correction to SUICIDE SQUAD failing to portray Joker and Harley's relationship as domestic abuse. Go see it if you want, but please go in knowing it is very triggering if you've ever been in an abusive situation. 

rethinking about Doc Oc’s villainy reveal in Spiderverse again

it wasn’t just the fact that she was gender-swapped that made her reveal so surprising, but her whole vibe made her villainy reveal so much more shocking because the combination of her wrinkles, her crows feet, her soft smile, her wacky hair, her huge nerdy glasses, and her general appearance as a punk Ms Frizzle remix, it was all the more extraordinary that this well established spiderveser villain didn’t immediately look like a villain, and yet when she revealed her identity it was so obvious, completely subverting our standards for what ‘villainy’ is, so when the tentacles came out of this kind-looking lesbotic sex symbol, we all just went

they got us. the art and design team played us like a violin in a Niccolò Paganini’s Violin Concerto No. 2 in B Minor and we ain’t even mad

Doc Ock’s reveal was the best villain reveal ever since Toy Story 2′s Stinky Pete

I also love the strong implication (though never outright stated) that Doc Ock and Aunt May have some kind of history together, just like so many good villains in a rogues gallery have some kind of tie to their nemesis.

Peter: “Let me guess, your friends call you Doc Ock?”

Doc Ock: “My friends call me Liv. My enemies call me Doc Ock.”

Later, when Doc Ock smashes through the door of the Parker house:

May: “Oh, great. It’s Liv.”

I loved the shit out of that because it’s revealed in the basement lair that May is a genius engineer herself and helped RIPeter design his gear, including the suits and the webshooters.

They were probably colleagues, you guys.

Oh my god, they were colleagues.

UM EXCUSE ME THOS E ARE FUCKING PIXELS HOW

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street–trash

Seize the Day was a calendar program made by in 1994 by Buena Vista software. It features graphics that at the time, were revolutionary because of the way they handled color cycling. These images were static bitmaps, but by changing color values, they appear animated. What is also impressive about these images is that they had full day night cycles built in, rendered also through color cycling. A few years ago, a html5 version was made. A copy was uncovered online and there is a way to use the program through DOSbox. As well, one of the original programmers for the project, Iam Gilman, has thought of the idea of remaking it, open sourced, for modern machines.

thanks for writing a more elaborate explanation. i’ve seen these pictures be spread like wildfire without mention of the technology behind it.

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

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gayestgoth

schroedinger’s gunchucks

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that-one-cryptid1

Why does schroedinger have so many things

Schrodinger’s hording problem

its here

VOID CAT HAS ENTERED YOUR ESTABLISHMENT

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psychosomatic86

*neko atsume intensifies*

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cosmic-ink

Void cat rips open a whole between time and space

The best part of this site is that literally everything turns into fanart.

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dendritic-trees

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

a burglar

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

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everything is so absurd. the fact that people wear graphic tshirts n leggings w galaxy print is so absurd and it scares me. what if we put ants in a margarine container and suddenly the ants invented suits w pictures of the margarine container on them. they don’t fucking know what the fucking margarine container is

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