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Milk | f | ✝ | over 18 I'm not the best at telling sarcasm/joking; your patience is appreciated. I block blank blogs. If I can’t even see your likes or followers, then I can't trust that you aren't a bot.

This probably won't stop me from getting @ by bots, but: I have no money to give you. If you @ me because you need money for help, you're getting reported for spam and blocked. If you're not a bot, there are many actual organizations that can help you better than crying into the void on a blogging site; do your research and find one.

the fact that the switch 2 tech demo tutorial 'game' costs money and is digital only is insane. remember when every wii came with wii sports for free? do you remember that? i am going to hunt down the nintendo execs for sport

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hold on gotta look somehing up

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Three pictures are displayed. The first is a picture with a Magic the Gathering card and a circular piece of wood. The card has a circular piece taken out. The text reads as the following:

D&D players, here’s a great way to turn your old Magic cards into tokens in case you don’t have any minis.

The second is a reaction meme with Skipper from the Penguins of Madagascar TV show.

The third is a screenshot showing the value of the Magic the Gathering card from the first picture. At TCGplayer.com the card, a Black Lotus, is shows at the value of $42,000.

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After reblogging this post an hour or so ago I wised up and realized there’s no reason to make a game token for a blue flower. To demonstrate the utility of this craft technique, you’d use an orc or an elf or something like that. The first image above has got to be a photoshop. Here’s the original image:

I hope I keep seeing iterations of this post with new additions of “actually that’s photoshopped, THIS is the real image” with an increasing number of wildly expensive Magic cards.

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦

"love your neighbor as yourself" is the second greatest commandment. "love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, and mind" is the first. i think some people get it reversed and that's why they get so offended when Christians put God first

Been thinking about this more and I think it's like, the second commandment should be a natural outflow of the first. Love your neighbor as a consequence of how you thoroughly love the Lord. If you love God with everything you are, you can't help but love your neighbor. However, the manner in which you love your neighbor will then align with God's concept of love, which doesn't perfectly match up with the world's. That's where the "speak the truth in love" thing comes in (to reference OP's tags); real love has boundaries, it does not compromise on truth, it is gentle but also firm. If I love my neighbor the way God loves him, it's so much more challenging than the way I would love him by the world's standards, it's selfless and desires and works for his ultimate good, and it's going to point upward toward our Maker even when that might feel inconvenient (or even feel "unloving" in the moment) for either or both of us.

behold, using the latest gene splicing techniques we've managed to resuscitate the fennec fox from extinction

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