Pumpkins and Bumblebees

im bringing sexy back / a seven nation army couldnt hold me back

Oh, Garçon? Might I have a glass of your finest cliche trope of the grumpy jaded nihilist developing an endearment to the naive but hopeful literal ray of sunshine? Actually, I'll take the whole bottle, thank you.

"Are you okay" NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY'RE KISSING.

Fandom terms have to sound silly, like blorbo or squick, because fandom needs humbling. Not a lot. But just every so often you need a good grounding reminder that all of this is literally made up nonsense for fun.

If you take a fictional thing so seriously that silly words genuinely annoy you, you've gone too far and you need to dial it back.

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

I'm a ridiculous human and genuinely couldn't sleep until I tried my hand at a better, more balanced list -- though of course, I have my own biases when it comes to what corners of this website I've lurked in over the years. For what it's worth, I did consult the last several Years In Review, while also drawing on the fact that I've been here for over a decade. But if there's anything that truly doesn't feel like it should have made the cut, blame my mutuals for putting it on my dash all the time.

(And apologies, but I couldn't seem to find Goncharov among the website's listings)

I love you hated female characters. I love you female characters who are flawed. I love you female characters who mess up and try to do the right thing after. I love you female characters who get the undeserved vitriol from fans. I love you female characters who fans completely condemn because of one mistake they made. I love you female characters who fans completely condemn because of one mistake they made as a child. I love you female characters who people blame for ripping apart their ships instead of the larger forces that be. I love you female characters who get all the hate as the male characters who do worse in canon get absolutely none. I love you female characters who get hated on because they told a man “no.”

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

And you may find yourself crammed into a very small automobile...

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

Absolutely I can

Maybe cause he is 🤡

Check out my ccard for art commissions as they’re currently open right now 😚✨

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

For anyone who is unclear on the matter or needs to hear this: fictional characters, while awesome, are literally not real. They do not exist and therefore are not worth sending death threats and suicide bait to real people over. There are 0 exceptions to this rule.

And before anyone says it because I KNOW they will-

No, harassment is not ok no matter what characters someone is shipping.

No, it's not ok no matter what kinks they're writing about.

No, it's not ok if you're convinced this person is immoral or evil.

Yes, even if they're shipping that.

Yes, even if they have that kink.

Yes, even if they're writing about that topic.

The block button is your friend. The back button is your friend. The tag filters are your friend. Use them freely and without remorse.

And if you're thinking "well yes this applies to everyone/everything except-" This post is directed at YOU.

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

David Lynch: The Art Life (2016)

Aerial view of the wildfires in Los Angeles.

Planet fitness is offering free showers, wifi, and charging stations to first responders and residents in the LA area who've been affected by the fires btw.

AirBNB is also offering free limited temporary housing to people displaced.

the clothing company Teddy Fresh is sending free clothes to people who have lost their belongings in a fire