get in loser we're going fate-swapping

@mingguangsword / mingguangsword.tumblr.com

fennel, she/they, ballet/design worm with problems

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

being a lesbian danmei fan is so silly because I have no idea how attractive these characters are supposed to be to the average man liker. like in mdzs lwj is repeatedly described as like the most attractive man ever and I kept looking at the art of him on the cover like "is he tho? he just looks like a standard pretty boy" but a few days ago I tried imagining him as a woman for some reason and ohhhhhh. ohhh I think I get it now.

if i see one more godawful lana del rey balletcore edit i will start posting my own balletcore edits. my brother's gym shorts. hair held up with one bobby pin and a prayer. a single glob of hairgel. fucking warmup booties.

average day on the mithraeum

ianthe: haha harrow wants me so bad it makes her look stupid 😈

mercy: why didn’t i kill myself ten thousand years ago

john gaius: [playing 2048 on his ipad] my life is completely normal and great and my friends all love each other :)

gideon the first: i think i have encephalitis

augustine: when i’m in the club yeah im bumpin that 365 party girl bumpin that should we do a lil key should we have a lil line wanna go real wild when im bumpin that meet me in the bathroom if you’re bumpin that 365 party girl bumpin that french manicure wipe away the residue

pyrrha: i’m pretty sure gideon has encephalitis

harrow:

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