It has been brought to my attention that shaw security is a uniformed security company

ASHER- *wild animal noises*

Aaron isn’t bald and will pay child support

All those that agree say aye

AYE

hi redacted tumblr. i come with traditional sketches before my periodical hibernation.

traditional art is so fun despite the open doors for so many errors. MRRGRGRHRH

hi redacted fan ashjax. i am gonna eat your art and yo hair.

Aaron is the type of man that would tilt his partner’s chin up with his fingers, make them look into his eyes, before kissing them deep

now this is the type of aaron hc that i love unlike the bald aaron or aaron wont pay child support hcs

i love you chimcken please always make awesome hcs for the boys

Who in Redacted

teen asher

YAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Guy is the type of man to fool around with his kisses. Honey would always roll their eyes, but he knows they love it too. 

He would look up at Honey with puppy eyes and recite a monologue about why Honey should kiss him. Honey would humour him, but only with a quick peck, to which Guy would cry in disdain and pretend to faint due to lack-of-Honey syndrome.

When Guy kisses Honey, he’d always part with a loud “mwah” and a huge smile on his face.

There are rare moments where they’re both quiet, though. Usually, it would be late at night when they’re both unwinding from a busy week. Guy would have finished showering (Honey complained about his pizza smell), and his hair would still be slightly wet. They’d be cuddling on the couch in their pyjamas with the TV playing a show they know off by heart for background noise. Guy would be lying in Honey’s lap, half looking at the screen but mostly looking up at Honey. Honey would look down at Guy and smile as they run their fingers through his hair, lightly massaging his scalp in the way Guy loves.

Guy would interrupt the moment with a whispered “I love you, Honey”. And Honey would lean down and kiss him on the lips, soft and sweet. They’re not really one for words, but their actions are more than enough for Guy. 

The night would end with them cuddled up on the couch, falling asleep in each other's arms. Eventually, Honey would wake up and drag Guy to the bed, where they'd stay cuddled up until early afternoon.

@miyaheestar

i think chimcken might be my favorite person that make headcanons from now on

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

Bruta murder & body horror

@hellishheavenish @gayelectro @trash-mango @yourlocalegotisticalqueerishere @some-brave-apollo

Poisoning

@ranger-danger @romaniwasteland @stolen-stardust @herecomesthementalmeltdown

Puzzles

am i getting fucking jigsaw'd

@mitzymossy33 @something-perpendicular @system-of-cats

interrogation

Uh oh 👀

@your-local-blogger

Uhhhhh I got women's underwear

@shyshyaaaaaa @orpheusdraws @frostycausedaniceage

Realistic??

Just. I die realistically? I already believed it was going to happen in real life??

@jekyllhyde-ballad, @lukas-broken-bow, @murkystarlight, @whataboutsimple, @giantbonfirestars

@mr-s33k, @wolpatinga, @lillibethnougatesquirethe3rd,

step-brother, brother/brother incest....

canon divergence

guess the TVA gonna snatch my ass @ilovewomen--8 @v1ridi4n @lesbeanies-stuff

INCEST NO WHY

@wolfthedrolf @frankiefridayyy @sharkiiv @iobsesswaytoomuch

noodle sex... @the-person-that-did-that @frankiefridayyy @zanelover

foster care.... @auntiejohn @pinkxpxnda @gayghostbuster21

Rough kissing... 😭😭😭

@fantasygeek-134 @breadinhaler3 @that-one-heartstopper-nerd

Children?? 😭

@aroaceshadowmonster @siriuslyobsessed394 @autistic-lizard

awww rats, im dying by rats

@sira0909 @narniasclosetvoltron @spaghettihell

small penis and dolls, lmao

whos dick is gonna hurt me.... wishing i could tag syrup omg

@gaytorade-fucker-69 @lymnii-re @d00zy @sharksandwaffles

Video game mechanics

@nonbinary-potatoes @icyboiiii @sharksandwaffles

Falling in love (could be worse)

@blooberri-pi @sassypainterangel @nonbinary-potatoes @gh0stcvlt @iliketoeatair

demon deals

seems on brand

@quietintellectualginger @mothmanthebreadwizard @personnamedperson @dandelions-arent-weeds

ty for the tag :3 i saw this yesterday and got emotional manipulation lol

@scattered-starz @kelpseahorse @nyrhtak04

@arrow666sworld

Thx for the tag :]

“Falling in love.” I’m aro, idk how to interpret that one lol

@soap-is-an-artist @eggwug @adhd-writer-with-liquid-gender

Online Dating. it has taken many before me, and i'm sure i won't be the last victim.......

@puffin-smoke @indigo-greer-collins @escapisttt @vegafan69 Perish

no fucking shot it was ASMR.

no way.

@spuffyfit @c0tt0ncandysw1rlz @literallysweetheartgreer @cyanbugremix @urfrenfishy how r u guys gonna die/nf

Non consensual groping

Well! Fitting!

@spuffyfit @porters-fangs @breezysuffers @vind3miat0r ans whoever else wants to join!

women in power 🤤

@porcelaininkpot @samfucker @vegafan69 @poedays @n0r @achios

Twins…

Guys I’m gonna die a horror movie death 🧍

@thesolaireslawyer @miyaheestar @krashkitty @vind3miat0r @mokozroach @vegafan69

underage prostitution.. WELL THANK GOODNESS IM AN ADULT NOW

@mhmmaybe @luvranton @deezbignutz

Summary : Your calls trigger them to do the unthinkable.

Warnings : 5 bitchy men. 5 bitchy endings.

Xavier

Zayne

Rafayel

Sylus

Caleb

Late(but not tooo late) Valentine's post! ^^

@mhmmaybe @heartf0ul @miyaheestar @vind3miat0r @ihave-zeroideas @porters-fangs @thesolaireslawyer All the people I included in this, but there are obviously more that I appreciate in this fandom.

At first, I wanted to make a Valentine's post with the redacted characters, but I decided I no wanna. So I took the people that have made my stay in this fandom very lovely, even if we just met(aster) or I barely interact with them(Vin). I still love how safe and comfortable I feel in a server/interacting with you guys. Especially Leaf, Heeda, Zer0 and Niv, I'm glad we met, and I hope I can continue to be worth your friendship<3 HAPPY VALENTINES MONTH.

!!All pictures that aren't my drawings are found on Pinterest ^^ made this in alight motion!!

thank you for drawing me 🥺 it's actually so cute and i love how you draw others so beautifully too 💛 mwah mwah 💛

Aaron the type of guy to refuse to pay child support.

yeah. no.