@moocowofdoom / moocowofdoom.tumblr.com
Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them
It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society
there's a really funny 3d printing controversy going on btw.
if you don't know, there's a very popular 3d printing model out there called "benchy". this is used for benchmarking your 3d printer because it's a difficult print and will help test it out.
this is so widely used that people make their own little versions of it, remixing the 3d model to make benchy look cooler and stuff. however, a new company owns the benchy license. they are sending copyright takedowns to all those who wrongfully uploaded the benchy model.
of course, this is pissing off the 3d printing community greatly. everyone loved benchy and have used it for years. so someone on reddit decided to make a new model that is designed as a 3d printing stress test. one that works a lot like benchy, and people are freely able to edit it as they please. you know what they called it?
wheel of time is the gay fantasy show everyone has been waiting for so why aren’t all of you watching it!!!!why eat scraps (one queer character, non canon ships) when you can dine like kings (multiple canon queer couples, polyamory, homophobia not existing in universe, gay showrunner dedicated to representation, etc). take my hand. walk with me
waking up to see one of your posts got a lot of notes is just scrolling through an endless parade of [repeated joke] [repeated joke] [someone smugly correcting you on something that they aren’t even right about] [repeated joke] [repeated joke] [terf and/or christian blogger somehow] [incredibly patronising and bad faith reading of what you said] [repeated joke] [kink blogger using your post to jumpstart their daddy rp (your post is not even slightly relevant)] [repeated joke] [capitalist bootlicker] [repeated joke]
[old person joke]
for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about
I think a giant 7ft scythe would greatly benefit my appearance
Jimbei Collage🤎 6/10
Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas
Every time this post blows up, it reignites my passion for life
Guy: “So what does X mental illness feel like?”
Me: “Feels like shit, bro.”
Guy: “Hmmm. I don’t think so”
Cool so like what if I hit you with a rock. What would that feel like hypothetically
Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues
One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him
Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take
