Pinned
Someone force me to eat
Shower
Brush teeth
Honestly just hygiene I feel so gross atm this is so bad
Like idk man 😭
take it step by step: it makes things easier.
by this i mean: simply stand first. when you're ready to do more, walk to the doorway. get to the doorway and feel like you have the will to continue? good. aim for your kitchen first.
work in bursts. this might work just starting there, but if not: you can scramble an egg into a bowl and microwave it for 90 seconds and it'll be cooked. sprinkle a little salt and pepper on it before you put it in.
when it's ready, sit down to eat it. let yourself rest for a bit so your body can get some energy from your food beginning to digest. that's about the point i start feeling like i have enough momentum to do the rest
now‚ for the future: find a basket or make space in your bedside table or something. have a tub under the bed. whatever you have room for.
get some face wipes. i use cheap walmart brand makeup cleanser wipes. keep them next to or under your bed. keep a mini hair brush (a cheap one from dollar tree works) with those wipes. get yourself some floss picks (i use plackers) and keep some there, too. they don't really sell them where i live anymore, but you can apparently get a 2-pack of scope no-water toothbrushes at dollar tree for a buck and a half! and finally: walmart has little on-the-go chicken salad snack boxes. one or two of those would be good to put there too!
this way, in the future, when you're feeling like you do now, you'll have something to help that feeling go away enough to help
Mostly very good advice but re: microwave scrambled eggs, either this person gets giant eggs or their microwave is low powered — I recommend starting at 50 seconds. 90 will turn most eggs into a sheet of rubber
hey quick question for the community —
does being aroace mean not experiencing romantic or sexual attraction (so no falling in love. cannot be shipped),
and being asexual mean you can fall in love (can be shipped), just without the sexual part?
I’m not stalking your blog shshshs
Being aroace means you experience little to no sexual and romantic attraction. You can still have romantic/sexual relationships but it’s unlikely. Platonic all the way bsfr (and liking fictional characters is very common among all of us still so. Yeah)
An aroace character can be shipped, technically. I guess it really depends on the creator, character, and the characters relationship with others.
Yeah, you can have romantic relationships as an ace. And, again, little to no sexual attraction. You can have sexual relationships too (and can get horny) it’s just less likely.
And then while I’m at it, you can 100% experience sexual relationships as an aromantic (me!!), and you can have romantic relationships. It’s little to no romantic attraction.
Uhm. Yeah that’s as much understanding as I been given
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Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite
beepboop. censorbot approved
“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.
hello, future tumblr! this is what we thought was funny in december 2018.
We still think it’s funny in December 2019
We still think it’s funny in December 2020
We still think it’s funny in December 2021
we still think its funny in december 2022
we still think it’s funny in December 2023
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Only Our Bodies Can Leave
The spirit remains eternally (at least five years)
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Forever And A Day
Yup, still funny after 6 years…
hey pal it’s april. you got a time machine?
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
No offense these are the funniest fucking tags
no way 😩
Is it not true