Oregano is for SAVAGES

YOU!! YES, YOU!! GO WRITE THAT FANFIC YOU THINK NOBODY BUT YOU WILL READ!!

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy

fuck you

cranky because you're eepy aren't you

EVERY YEAR

This post has been booped!

constantly think about how it's totally normal to have a little living breathing creature just staying in your house. just living with you. they just love you and you just love them. you can't even talk to each other and yet you peacefully coexist. they depend on you.

come play blorbos with me

we can do tghis. our touy

mutuals who are always interacting with my posts, i love you

mutuals, let's make out

Sir, that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic delusion

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

The beauty of tumblr is that I share those little tidbits with all my mutuals and then we create it together

ANTON YELCHIN as Pavel Chekov

psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. we’re friends. ily.