Mumbles Of A Lunatic

okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:

look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly

i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.

putting some of my saved recipes under a read more for people to use as inspiration or a starting point ❤️

here’s a few more:

watching 4chan die as a tumblr user is like. its like watching another titanic hit another iceberg and sink faster right in front of the already sinking titanic that youre on

You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off

4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack

I need an au where immediately after the Great Devourer’s defeat and just running off with the Golden Weapons Garmadon just tracked Misako down and was like hey babe remember the world domination thing? You still down? I know you picked those wallpapers and rugs. Also babe do you have a functioning shower so I can get these evil snake remains off? Yeah it’s the same snake that bit me. Babe quit crying and hugging me this venom is kinda toxic…Babe seriously knock it off you’re too pretty to get infected by the venom.

Can I just say I’m glad people are just enjoying this silly ass writing exercise that’s turned into an au?

So yeah as the tag implies Misako became an unintentional double agent due to seeing her Husband after like 9 or 10 years. Like you know what sure Sweetie let’s go with that.

Misako mentally during this whole thing

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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Pretty much every complaint about how "a focus on STEM" has resulted in *current political or social woe* can actually be explained by something else.

No Child Left Behind.

Given enough time and enough good faith the answer pretty much always boils down to like the single most damaging piece of education reform ever passed.

What we are witnessing now is the result of the generation raised on No Child Left Behind, and it's truly terrifying how much damage this piece of legislation has caused over the years, and how much it has done to make Americans more insular, more white supremacist, and more generally stupid.

some important tags for context to any non-americans wondering what the fuck we're fucking talking about

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

@melazertyiop

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass. 

The only constant is Wolverine.

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

Like a good neighbor, Wolverine is there.

I wonder if Neil’s owner/s know about how we celebrate the date of that photo

Neil himself is long gone from this world, and yet every April 13th this group of internet strangers come together to celebrate him and his act of banging out the tunes. Like an entire holiday, all for this little guy

Cause I think it’s pretty beautiful if you wanna get all sentimental and sappy

good news :)

Tom Seibert, photographer

The Roseate Spoonbill at Canaveral National

Seashore in Florida, USA.

His defense is that Ahsoka gave it to him (which she tells everyone is a lie… Because it is).

I feel like maybe Anakin doesn’t even give a shit. He likes unicorns, damn it. This was the most over-the-top binder they sold at Space Office Max, and if there’s one thing Anakin Skywalker is about, it is about having the most Extra experience possible. Why pick the boring ugly standard-issue ones when he could have the sparkly rainbow unicorn one? He’s married to Padme, for God’s sake! The woman SLEEPS in a cape and pearls and Prom Night Hair! 

So Anakin’s just like “YEAH IT’S MINE IT’S REALLY PRETTY AND I LOVE IT I DON’T HAVE TO JUSTIFY MYSELF TO YOU” when the clones start teasing him about it – and as Vader, well, no one’s gonna call that guy out about anything for fear of getting choked to death, so…he’s just gonna be over there, being fancy with his Trapper Keeper and driving Sheev up the fricking wall when he rrrrrriiiiiiipppps the Velcro open during one of his speeches. 

(Most of the average Imperial officers are just really confused about how the guy can be wearing nothing but black, and live in that ridiculous lava castle, and be constantly yelling about the power of the Dark Side…when his binder is a rainbow unicorn. Also one of the Imperial officers SWEARS he saw a picture of some Jedi inside it and it totally had hearts drawn on it, but no one believes him because HOW could that be?) 

website

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

Worth noting these screenshots come directly from the website; (detailed image description under cut):

So yes, they can help with a digital fingerprint of the image in question but no, you will not be uploading the image to them, they just need the digital trace marks to track where other images are on the internet; not an actual copy of the image itself.

Another article (not that I can find many) about the site point out that only those sites who are aligned with NCII will pull the images down; so the quotes from influencers about "remove images from [all] the internet" are patently false. It appears to be a good organization with good intentions, but might be a bit over-inflated by influencers; and likely has a lot of scam imitations. NCII is a free service; and should never ask for a direct copy of the image in question to be sent to them, and is limited in that it can only work with the platforms that are able to (or willing to) work with the hash data they have and will pull the images down, at least from my brief research. If anyone has more, please share!