majoring in minecraft studies

Hey. Take my hand. I feel like if 4chan can afford to keep running since 2009 despite having an unmarketable shitty userbase then whatever may happen to tumblr will not be our fault.

Okay so 4chan just died

me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

Me: ah shit, I misidentified that yellow rumped warbler as a female goldfinch, I should literally be hung at the gallows for this. I'm such an IDIOT

My friend, pointing at a vulture: check out that fucked up crow lol

cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

sitting my white ass down and listening

Quitting my job to devote my life to bathing and going on walks

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire

see him schmoove

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

The worst part about this is that some people genuinely have this take:

Oh god this being on my dash is like seeing my own corpse dragged through the town square

OBLIVION REMAKE TRAILER IMAGES HAVE LEAKED FROM THE VIRTUOS WEBSITE THIS IS NOT A JOKE

Before they take it down these were taken straight from the Virtuos Website here

https://www.virtuosgames.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/

MORE IMAGES

I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this