skylarking scofflaw

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

I feel like it's really easy to discuss your fiction work online as like, a replacement for actually working on the fiction. You can post all day about who a character is, and how they might react to stuff. But you have to actually make the character good in the book first.

Listen. I get it. My last novel and a half was written as a serial. I got the benefit of seeing the audience reaction, scene by scene, in real time. Not only is that helpful as an author, it's a great way to hone my craft. But it IS a crutch.

It's part of why I'm forcing my next novel to be a murder mystery, something that I categorically cannot write as a serial, and cannot allow myself to spoil by posting about it online. I am forcing myself to actually write the whole damn thing before I show the audience. Unfortunately for ME, I have written maybe my favorite character I have ever created, and I can't fucking talk about her. I can't make posts about how I think she would get really scared after a hit of ditch weed. That hurts me. It's hard.

I feel like it's really easy to discuss your fiction work online as like, a replacement for actually working on the fiction. You can post all day about who a character is, and how they might react to stuff. But you have to actually make the character good in the book first.

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

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uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

bepis How do you produce lies of this caliber so quickly

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

posting here mostly for posterity, partly because i just want to have it on my tumblr. still proud of the color palette for this one

newcomers, you can read the full story right here.

dramatic irony enjoyers when they know something the characters dont

actual footage of me helping big sib wit stuff

excellent work as always

Posting one of my favourite memes of all time again

Absolute comedy gold

At last… I’ve found it… the gay agenda… stacks blocks.

Collect my gay tetris

Did anyone tag @mumblesplash yet

oh believe me

giving me access to word art was a mistake

this is exactly how the argument TM should be displayed

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

This is the most important post on this site