Meeeeeeeeeeee printing strawberries at night

Also, not to derail the previous post (which was about Wisconsin), but Florida also has two special elections on April 1:

These are two typically deep red districts that, if flipped blue, would bring the Republican's House majority down to one. Trump yanked Elise Stefanik's nomination as ambassador to the UN because of it:

And considering the Dems just flipped a deep-red state senate seat in Pennsylvania, you can see why they're nervous.

So, if you've got some time over the next few days, consider hopping on a phone bank for Florida, too.

(Also like, in general...check and see if you've got a special election on Tuesday. There are lots going on!)

im grilling absolute cheese

My boyfriend hates my patented "eat a tablespoon of straight peanut butter and immediately brush my teeth before bed" night hunger avoidance technique

Frasier crane telling it like it is!

my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

Did cherry blossoms with @murdoc today 🌸

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

Depeche Mode - Violator

Released: 19 Mar 1990 Japan

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

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