The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears
I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out
WORKIN' HARD
HARDLY WORKIN'
Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN' that feels bad
bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.
only on tumblr will you encounter a joke with "ok so imagine youre fucking one of the cows from that gary larson comic" as the setup
You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles
hi do you have any tips for people just joining tumblr? people on a /lgbt/ discord say it's where they're moving but I've never used it. is there like a 'introduce yourself' place or something
you’re gonna want to lean into an inscrutable gimmick that alienates everyone and acts as a funhouse mirror distortion of your personality whilst prompting 2,000 randos to send you asks that aren’t funny
Yeah....
ELVIS ?
Woah mama I'm Elvis
people refuse to understand the concept of "this isn't important to me but i understand why it might be important to other people"
or hell you dont even have to 'understand' or get it or agree with it you just need to understand that certain things you dont care about or dont matter to you are important to others. and you're not necessarily better or more correct for not caring
trailing fuchsia 🌸
(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)
is this legit? last wizard lawyer I dealt with was definitely a fraud
Alexis Mata — New Moon (oil on canvas, 2024)
oh you’re a fan of my blog? name five of my worst opinions
