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Various Shapes of Nonsense

@mysticotta / mysticotta.tumblr.com

Any pronouns except he/him, loves neos so much! I'm also a beta reader, if you need a fic betaed reach out in Tumblr dms.

valuable life lessons from minecraft:

  1. eye contact is dangerous
  2. don't eat rotten meat
  3. you have to sleep sometimes or else the phantoms get you
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Team Name: HC-2

Warrior Name/Socials: @zeroideaman

Supporter Name(s)/Socials: @ethosiab, @mysticotta

Project Title (if applicable): Fruits & Vines (The Downfall of the Sword)

The forked weapon flung out, looking like it was a reaching hand for it's target, grasping out for the elk-rider. It spiralled, light and wind building around as lightning seemed to pool around it. And when it hit— Boom! Thunder shook through him, rattling his bones, as light engulfed his vision. Kilowatts upon kilowatts of energy exerting out in a forceful explosion. When the light finally dimmed, Beef blinked to see that the weapon seemed to have returned to it's owner, a dark ichor-like substance coating it. The figure, horns curled around their face as they touched the blades, studying the blood before giving a dark laugh to the stormy air. The laugh seemed to sink into his bones, his fight or flight choosing in an instant to run.

Beef would say he's rather used to almost dying, but what he's not used to is almost dying to the Fey or really just the Fey in general.

Soon their customs and rather petty arguments will wrap him into a world that he's not quite ready for, but he's got people to take care of, so maybe it's not all bad.

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everyone always asks wheres kazam but no one ever asks how is kazam

outfit inspo under the cut

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i love the idea of clown's love language to be physical touch and it really really shows with branzy. he always has a hand on his shoulder, sometimes he'll straight up throw his arms over branzy for no reason and he also literally drags branzy everywhere just by using his hand and finds it amazing.

branzy is just used to it at the point and the other server members always are so confused whenever they see it. like branzy could have a normal conversation and all of the sudden theres a killer clown wrapped around him and glaring at you for literally no reason lmao

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yknow that one bit in clowns video when he went to go grab smth and covered himself in cobwebs to be safe and then ash left cause he was scared but branzy just stayed there asking him if he wanted to come back and talk?

yeah new headcannon, clown has this thing where he gets silent every now and then he doesn't even notice it, he just zones out or just feels like not talking and during those times everyone else gets scared but branzy

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a jester walks into an amusement park enjoyers do we vibe with this

the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.

The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.

Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.

In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.

But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?

I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.

this is such a delightful pair of tags

Patient happened to be under the effect of the pharaohs curse at the time

[Image ID: tags reading “#unsanitary #but op will fix that”. End ID.]

2021: I faced over a dozen charges for defending our territory & the Mississippi headwaters from Enbridge’s Line 3. I was harassed, surveilled, criminalized. Nov 11 2024: Enbridge said Line 6 spilled 2 gallons of oil. Revised to 126 gallons. Now 69,000+ gallons, for now. Who is the criminal? The same Enbridge running lines thru the Mississippi River headwaters. The same Enbridge that spilled 1M+ gallons into the Kalamazoo River. The same Enbridge fighting to keep Line 5 under the Mackinac Straights in the Great Lakes. It’s spilled 29 times, that we know of. 20% of earth’s freshwater.
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We have these mini purple beds made of their gel grid and it is the Most Biteable Material like it’s crazy.

I will forget I’m playing with them while talking to people cause it’s legit such a very good stim toy.

The rep brought us a whole freaking box of them the last time he was here so we a have a years supply of the little buggers.

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