So beautiful 🥺
Happy 60th Birthday to Robert Downey Jr (I'm late on a post, so I figured I would share some animations I've done over the years of Robert as Tony Stark/Iron Man
One of my favourite angsty headcanons is where during the blip, exes Tony and Steve rekindle their relationship after breaking up in Civil War. Tony had been dating Peter after Civil War up until Peter disappeared in Tony’s arms. It took Tony a long time to move on, but eventually he and Steve get back together and they get married and everything is wonderful for them. But then they bring back the other half of the people and Peter is distraught. For him, Tony had been his boyfriend one moment, and the next Tony was Steve’s husband. Just within seconds. Out of his control. Peter can see the pain and pity in both Steve and Tony’s eyes. They’re both being overly kind to him and overly conscious of their interactions around him, but Peter just wishes he’d stayed dead. Being dead is better than watching the man you love, love someone else. Especially when you did absolutely nothing wrong 😭💔
Rhodey is Tony’s best friend. Has been for so long that he knows Tony inside and out
And it also means he knows Peter very well
So he’s not expecting Peter to be so very nervous when he comes to see Rhodey one day
And then he’s very surprised when Peter asks Rhodey for help in proposing to Tony. Of course Rhodey helps and he reassures Peter more than once that Tony will absolutely love whatever Peter plans
Peter recording a video of himself thirsting over Tony. Going into detail of all the things he wishes Tony would do to him. The video is for his Tony Stark thirst account. He’s in the middle of a horny rant about how insanely hot Tony is, when he’s interrupted by an amused “I’m flattered, Kid,” from behind him. He whips around so quickly he knocks his camera to the floor and starts spluttering mortified apologies to the man his dick is currently painfully hard for. Tony tells him there’s no need to apologise and well… let’s just say the camera on the floor is still rolling and manages to pick up footage that would be more suited to a porn site than a thirst blog.
Reasons I’m so ready to not be pregnant anymore:
1. Wine
2. Being able to turn over in bed without it feeling like an Olympic sport
3. No more heartburn
4. wine
5. Being able to lie on my stomach
6. Wine
7. Not having to pee a million times per day/night
8. Wine
9. Not waking up and experiencing a new horrible symptom each day
10. Wine
11. being able to fit into more than one outfit
12. Wine
It’s been 23 days since he was born. Let’s review:
1. I had a SMALL glass of wine last week
2. Can’t turn over in bed easily because of my stitches and my extremely full and painful boobs
3. Heartburn - gone! 🥳
4. Need more wine
5. Unable to lie on my stomach due to my stitches
6. need more wine
7. Not peeing as frequently but bleeding all the time 🙄
8. Need more wine
9. Unfortunately getting a new horrifying symptom each day. Been to hospital more times than I can count in the last 23 days 😭 (Catheter pain, blood in urine, UTI, unstoppable bleeding after injecting my leg with blood thinners, clogged milk ducts)
10. Need more wine
11. Can only wear loose clothes and shirts that have holes in to pump breast milk so… still limited
12. Need more wine
WandaVision but with Starker. Listen, if Peter had the ability he’d 100% do this after Tony died. Imagine Peter all dressed up, a 1950s housewife/husband, cleaning the house and making sure dinner is on the table for his hardworking husband. Imagine the scene from WandaVision where they’re in two separate beds. Imagine Peter being the naughty little twink he is and trying to seduce Tony into moving the beds together (it wouldn’t take long). And wait… what’s that? Peter’s suddenly magically pregnant?! Tony would be freaking out and Peter would just be adorable. Just imagine them having the perfect little life and perfect little family 😭😭 who cares if it’s fake, as long as they’re happy right 😭😭
Bonus: I made this years ago when WandaVision first came out ft Stuthorker - Stucky, Thorki and Starker 😂 thought I’d share
Adding some angst to this:
Imagine it’s Mysterio (forget about logistics - I know he isn’t THAT powerful) who makes it possible for this to happen. He creates this elaborate illusion to mess with Peter’s emotions. Peter is filled with grief and suddenly Tony’s alive and well again and they’re living the perfect life and he’s smart enough to question that but his grief and sudden relief that Tony’s back clouds his judgement. So he just plays along with it.
To make it more twisted because I love twisted, Mysterio is actually the one Peter’s kissing but he’s made Peter believe it’s Tony. Basically Mysterio is a pervert and he’s getting exactly what he wants by using Peter’s fragile emotions against him
WandaVision but with Starker. Listen, if Peter had the ability he’d 100% do this after Tony died. Imagine Peter all dressed up, a 1950s housewife/husband, cleaning the house and making sure dinner is on the table for his hardworking husband. Imagine the scene from WandaVision where they’re in two separate beds. Imagine Peter being the naughty little twink he is and trying to seduce Tony into moving the beds together (it wouldn’t take long). And wait… what’s that? Peter’s suddenly magically pregnant?! Tony would be freaking out and Peter would just be adorable. Just imagine them having the perfect little life and perfect little family 😭😭 who cares if it’s fake, as long as they’re happy right 😭😭
Bonus: I made this years ago when WandaVision first came out ft Stuthorker - Stucky, Thorki and Starker 😂 thought I’d share
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Nine People I Want to Get to Know Better
Thanks for the tag @runnning-outof-time! Lovely to see you in my notifs again, darling K!
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Favorite color: Black
Currently reading: I'm not. I've sold my soul to the creative muse and I'm currently tits deep in the writing game with a brand new original piece (first chapter HERE if anyone is interested!)
Last song: Dark Night of the Soul - Mayhem
Last movie: Overboard. Never seen it despite being a massive Goldie Hawn fan, but I'd definitely watch it again!
Last Series: The husband made me watch The Inbetweeners last night. It's so fucking cringe!!
Sweet, Savoury or Salty: Savoury, please!
Craving: Sleep
Tea or coffee: Coffee
Currently working on: As above, my new original piece, Sanctuary :)
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Thank youuuu my love @darklydeliciousdesires 🤍
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Favourite colour - Yellow
Currently reading - Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt. Been on a sabbatical though!
Last song - Norwegian Wood by The Beatles
Last movie - I rewatched Notting Hill!
Last Series - Adolescence
Sweet, Savoury or Salty - Savoury, always 💛
Craving - A nice bubble bath!
Tea or coffee - Tea :)
Currently working on - Part 2 of Interruption. Stay tuned!
No pressure tags: @nicoline1998enilocin @stark-ironman @ccbsrmsf1 @bellarkeselection
I feel so special to be tagged in this 💖
Favorite Color- Blue (more like different shades)
Currently Reading- nothing at the moment
Last Song- Die with a Smile by Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga
Last Movie- The Purge Election Year
Last Series- Grey's Anatomy and 911
Sweet, Savory, or Salty- Sweet and Salty
Craving- A peaceful vacation
Tea or Coffee- I'm from South Georgia so of course Sweet Tea
Currently working on- Logan x Tony x Reader threesome and a Hugh Jackman fic
No pressure tags- @pedroscurls @princessanglophile @dontwanttobeanamericanidiot
Thank you for the tag @stark-ironman 💞💞
Favorite Color- Green
Currently Reading- Nothing
Last Song- champagne problems by Taylor Swift
Last Movie- Double Indemnity
Last Series- The White Lotus
Sweet, Savory, or Salty- Sweet or savory
Craving- Summer
Tea or Coffee- Hot tea, cold coffee
Currently working on- Tightrope Part IX, Logan Titanic AU
Npt: @themareverine @damimami1994 @logaenhowlett @lubdubology + anyone who wants to play
Thank you for tagging me @princessanglophile 💕
Favorite Color- Blue
Currently Reading- A Weapon X book (even though I have been lagging on reading!)
Last Song- Carolina- Harry Styles
Last Movie- Minecraft movie
Last Series- 1923
Sweet, Savory, or Salty- Sweet
Craving- Time off work lol
Tea or Coffee- Coffee
Currently working on- On me? if I can say that lol
awww, thanks for the two tags, @damimami1994 and @princessanglophile! my heart is bursting.
Favorite Color: Yellow, and yes, it's was even before my Wolverine hyperfixation. It was fated. Currently Reading: Wolverine: Road of Bones Last Song: Shoot to Thrill, AC/DC Last Movie: Iron Man (2008) Last Series: 1923 and I am SO sad the season is over! Sweet, Savory, or Salty: Sweet and Savory, depending on my mood, lmao. Craving: I honestly just want to get lost in New York, get on my knees and pray, and have a cry. Tea or Coffee: Coffee, honey! Currently working on: Mare's Cinematic Universe, just launched it today!
Thank you for the tag @themareverine ❤️
Favorite color: Black
Currently Reading: any fan-fiction about Logan Howlett, Joaquin Torres and Bucky Barnes
Last Song: I Ain’t Worried by OneRepublic
Last Movie: Root Letter
Last Series: Daredevil
Sweet, Savory, or Salty: usually sweet
Craving: wanting to take a real break and go on a vacation…maybe somewhere like Chicago…also want some chocolate but it’s getting too late and I need to wind down for the night 🙃
Tea or Coffee: definitely a coffee lover unless I’m sick
Currently working on: having peace of mind
aH! Thank you @sidkneeeee @fluff-lover @damimami1994 !!!!
Favorite color: This shit changes every week. Currently on the color of sunlight, so yellow good?
Currently Reading: Nothing :( I want to start Frankenstein soon though!
Last Song: Darlene by Led Zeppelin
Last Movie: The Avengers
Last Series: Law and Order SVU lol
Sweet, Savory, or Salty: mmm it depends on the mood but lately im salty :)
Craving: Logan, love, and adventures <3
Tea or Coffee: Tea! Although honestly I drink soda a lot
Currently working on: A cute trilogy! Logan fic!
tagging: @cruel-as-sin @lubdubology @rosenclaws @xplot-buni @trr3rr @tezooks and anyone else!!!
favorite color: pastel purple!
currently reading: deadpool!
last song: smile like you mean it by the killers
last movie: thor (its what prompted that last horny post actually)
last series: 911
sweet, savory, or salty: i think salty?
craving: chick-fil-a chicken nuggies. and yogurt. im gonna go get yogurt after pressing post
tea or coffee: publix brand sweet tea or a mocha frappe, i really like both
currently working on: logan x autistic!reader
@resident-idiot-simp @theonestarker @rosieedoll and whoever else!
favourite colour : blue & red!
currently reading : nothing in particular, just some one shots here and there, but last thing I read was Father Figure
last song : 15 Minutes by Sabrina Carpenter
last series : 911 & supernatural
last movie : hunger games (1)
sweet, savory, or salty : salty
craving : sweet drinks, writing, tea
tea or coffee : I definitely prefer tea, but I drink more coffee
currently working on : Love & Hatred (tomarrymort fic) + bio!dad starker (father x son)
I don't know much people on here, @oldangryslytherin , @starkerobsession , @the-mad-starker
Thanks for the tag @yourmarked-one ❤️
Favourite colour: Green
Currently reading: Nothing, just Starker posts on Tumblr
Last song: Cupid’s Girl by MARINA
Last series: The last full series I watched was Better Call Saul, but currently watching Daredevil
Last movie: Black Widow
Sweet, savoury or salty: Depends on how I’m feeling
Craving: SLEEP 😭 I’m currently a severely sleep-deprived new parent
Tea or coffee: Tea but I don’t really drink either. I’m a Pepsi Max person
Currently working on: I wish I was working on something 😭 writer’s block sucks
Tagging @rottenrottweiler @mystisophia and whoever else wants to :)
Listen. I love Peter losing control over his powers the moment he comes and I love reading about him breaking things because of it
But he has other senses. Where are the fics where he comes and accidentally sticks to Tony’s dick inside of him. Tony wants to come but he needs more friction but he can’t move because Peter is sticking to him
Peter doesn’t even realize it at first and when he does he can’t come down enough to quickly release Tony so they’re trapped like that for a little while