Actually this just proves I'm Canadian...

girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

the most confusing series of tags ever. what does this mean

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

We shall start, of course, with the obvious: Stringray!

Followed neatly by pufferfish!

gila monster skull (shh they are sleeping)

moving on to flamingos bc they have so little to work with but they stretch it so far

veiled chameleon skull (plus art by Elena Barbieri so you comprehend the importance of the sclerotic ring bone!) (bc some eyes have bones! some eyes have bones and that is so so valid)

love us a good old-fashioned mole

the tucan, always a fun classic

in conclusion, a few dainty gibbon skeletons to calm you soul, bc why the heck not <3

(yes the last one is a real vintage postcard sold in real Natural History Museum gift shops, before for some reason they reconsidered this marketing decision)

can't find the octopus post but I need to tell gaud new info I learned about them

their brains are donut shaped

their esophagus (i think?) goes through the middle of their head

they can literally die from brain damage if they eat something too big

love that this has nothing to do with this post (bc octopodes don't have skeletons, believe me i have INQUIRED) and yet manages to be the most relevant information I have learned in months. you! you understand the purpose of this website! octopus donut brains!!!

now someone ask me about the moral quandaries of octopus farming the problem is they build cities and cultures

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

op how dare you not link the fic

Is it just me or has a lot of fandom forgotten what "AU" means? It's short for Alternate Universe. I keep seeing people talking about, like, "fake dating AU" or "only one bed AU." Unless your characters exist in a world where a) beds don't exist or b) beds exist in such abundance there could not POSSIBLY be only one of them, that's not an AU. It's just a regular degular story.

The bed:

yeah that looks about right that'll fit us all

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

PLEASE

CMON MAGICAL PICTURE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

OMG PLS PLS PLS HAPPEN

PLEASE

CMON, JUST THIS ONCE

Plzzzz

PLEASE

PLEASE I NEED THIS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

BRO I NEED ALL THE LUCK I CAN GET 🙏 school ends in less than 2 weeks.. :,)

i have a maths test tmrw i forgot about save me magic grades

save me magic grades

SAVE ME PLEASE🙏

PLEASE I HAVE EXAMS

Reblogging it again for my mutuals 😔

Need this

my favourite olympics subplot is this norwegian swimmer’s public love affair with chocolate muffins and his increasingly manic tiktoks about them... romance of the summer

bonus:

update: jordan_the_stallion8 has posted the recipe

Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

Okay not only is this a bop but it single handedly raised my self confidence

My 2 year old is OBSESSED with this song. When we first started listening to it they loved it, and then began requesting it by name. Except we never told them the name of the song, because it's called Hot Shit and we didn't want a baby demanding, "Mama, Hot Shit!!!"

So they made up their own name, based on a toddler's understanding of the lyrics:

"Mama, can we listen to

sketch

something interesting is happening

||𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸↸ᔑᒲリ ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣

Randomalienencounter you've shown me beautiful things

╎ᒲ ⊣ꖎᔑ↸ ||𝙹⚍ ᓭᒷᒷ ℸ ̣⍑𝙹ᓭᒷ

I have no clue what you say and yet your words soothe me like no other

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑꖎ∴ᔑ||ᓭ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖᔑᓵꖌ

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑꖎ∴ᔑ||ᓭ

∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ

̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖᔑᓵꖌ

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

||𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸↸ᔑᒲリ ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣

Randomalienencounter you've shown me beautiful things

╎ᒲ ⊣ꖎᔑ↸ ||𝙹⚍ ᓭᒷᒷ ℸ ̣⍑𝙹ᓭᒷ

I have no clue what you say and yet your words soothe me like no other

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑꖎ∴ᔑ||ᓭ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖᔑᓵꖌ

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ᔑꖎ∴ᔑ||ᓭ

∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ

̣ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖᔑᓵꖌ

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tell me why you bastards

I will never get over Aang using Zuko’s own BED to beat him up. Like the absolute gall??? Aura- unmatched. Absolutely destroyed him. Bamboozled and befuddled him.

I honestly don’t blame Zuko for his blind rage/obsessive desire to catch Aang because honestly, after that?? I’d need to catch the man who did that to me too

this is so funny to me