Slime Territory

The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs

imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa

wizard duel

wizard collaboration

There's an etiquette to typo roasting. Like if they type "on" instead of "in" you overlook that. That's some autocorrect bs. But if they type "pebis" or some shit that's when you gotta get his ass

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

"Wait, humans have culture? Oh, sorry, no, I was just taken aback a bit. I don't mean to insult your species, you just all seem so constantly preoccupied with your warfare and mating rituals that it hadn't occurred to me that you would have time for the arts."

"Oh, no, we have plenty of art. Visual arts, sculpture, music, storytelling... And their combinations in all sorts of way. I actually play an instrument myself, and one of my favourite songs is based on an old folk tale. Would you like to hear it?"

"Absolutely! I was already astonished to only hear that human art exists at all, not to imagine that I could witness it!"

"Alright. So this is a song about a man who starts a war against his brother because they both want the same woman."

they are so fucking desperate

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

bugs is…. shrimp????

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

Well played, Beverly.

ok so i think that my favourite fantasy subgenre is The Inherent Tragedy Of Being Born Into Royalty. which mostly means that i like to read about gay princes but with some nuance

IT'S VERSATILE!!!!!!

adding my own tags as well

yes... yes........

kinda hard to take it seriously people complaining about "toxic yuri" this, "toxic yaoi" that. i grew up on toxic comp het; in my day we called them "cartoon sitcoms"

sometimes not even cartoons. often not even cartoons! that's how invasive the genre was!!! "bad queer rep" babe have u seen. have u seen the heterosexual representation??? it's all bad, it is all so so bad, it's just goddang awful and the straights have been boggarting it. now lets get IN on this toxicity

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

I think these are two sides of the coin called "sex should not be such a big deal"

I think if sex was more normalised as a "This is a thing that sometimes happens, not A Huge Deal In Every Way", you'd get both less stigma and less weird massive focus on it.

Instead of some places being sterilised of references to it and others being massively focused on them, it'd settle into a more even distribution, maybe.