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all ye exclam face against ME

@nefarious-exclam

the villainous addition to the exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe. the FOIL of the HEROES OF EXCLAMANIA! THE HIGH WIZARD OF EXCLAMATION KINGDOM!
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YOU DARE TRAVERSE INTO MY NEFARIOUS WIZARD TOWER?

Learn the rules, foolish traveler, for I am NEFARIOUS EXCLAM! Make no mistake, I am not @monster-bestiary , the Supreme Exclam of all things Monsters, but I am TWICE AS EVIL and THREE TIMES AS NEFARIOUS!

HEED MY WARNINGS, AND BEWARE MY DUNGEON!

#nefarious deeds: ALL THINGS ON MY BLOG BY ME THAT ARE NEFARIOUS AND EVIL! (And those that do not fit into the FOLLOWING TAGS!)

#monster summoning: BEASTS HAVE HALTED YOUR PATH! WILL THEY BE FRIEND OR FOE? IF MY WARRANTY HADN'T EXPIRED THEY WOULD ALL BE FOE BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE MONSTER BESTIARY GAVE ME "LESS FOUL" MINIONS THAN I WAS EXPECTING!

#evil reblog: I, THE WIZARD OF EXCLAMANIA, WILL REBLOG ALL THINGS EVIL AND NEFARIOUS!

#brews and potions: DASTARDLY POTIONS AND SPELLS TO DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES! THEY COME WITH A PRICE, SO BEWARE!

#evil landscapes: WILL YOU FIND YOURSELF IN ACID SWAMPS OR BOILING LAVA PITS? WHO KNOWS!

#nefarious asks: MY LOYAL MINIONS CONVERSE WITH ME!

#foiled again: SEND ME A NEFARIOUS ASK TO GLOAT YOUR VICTORY! REAP THE REWARDS!

#rewards: EARN YOUR RIGHTFUL REWARDS FOR EITHER DEFEATING ME OR DOING AN INCREDIBLE NEFARIOUS AND EVIL ACT!

#dastardly queue: MY EVIL QUEUE TAG! WEHEHEHEH!

#the wizard speaks: HEAR ME SPEAK!

#not rpg: posts that aren't part of the gimmick

#the sun saga: that time THE NEFARIOUS WIZARD extinguished the Sun.

#interrobang war: that time I went to war against the Interrobangs

#bedrest saga: after the magic toll of shrinking the Sun, fighting off the ice people, unshrinking the Sun, and briefly going to war, The Nefarious Wizard is on magical BEDREST.

#nefarious art: fan art :)

NEFARIOUS-EXCLAM IS AFFILIATED WITH @mercury-lurks! ALL COMMENTS WITH THAT USERNAME ARE FROM ME!

Part of the Exclamation Point PFP RPG Blog Cinematic Universe founded by @status-updates , including @deathscreenmessages , @loading-tips , @monster-bestiary , @bossfight-messages , @dailyquests , @mission-board , @advancement-made , @character-selecton , @item-shoppe , @glitches-and-bugs , @buffs-window , @beta-leaks , @evil-loading-screen , @magic-foraging-tooltips , @unused-questline , @war-causing-interrobang @small-cat-npc @collectibles-menu , @character-profiles , @rpg-partylog , @shady-item-shop , @unskilledpoint , @redacted-exclam , @percontation-mark , @shitpost-mods , @cmd-semicolon , @ultrakill-style-bar-updates , @big-bad-evil-guy , (a bunch of fuckin others I can't keep track of), and of course me, @nefarious-exclam

GIF by shahinlacewell

Any asks about speeding up arcs, spreading drama, personally attacking mods, or constantly wanting [character] to meet some other person will be deleted.

#pinned post#nefarious deeds#monster summoning#evil reblog#brews and potions#evil landscapes#exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe
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You don't get forgiven for grooming kids. You especially don't get forgiven when you proceed to go after more kids after getting ousted for doing it in the first place. I hope you're suffering as much as you say you are.

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Hi Kschwal. Taking the Smnio route to try to sympathy card your way into making people try to help you when you were a literal child predator? On a Thursday? Come on man. You'll never be fucking forgiven, don't be like this. Cope and seethe pedo.

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I'll unalive you

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Unaliver it's okay to say kill

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No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me

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heh heh heh….

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So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder

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unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

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But the two of us could have been something other than the sum of our parts, wizarder. And yet you choose to curse me, wizarder. Because you are scared of commitmenter

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maybe we could be something new…if there’a still a chance… i know i’ve done wrong but… i’d unalive to try again… with you, unaliver

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My lover......! ah, but no, i simply cannot trust one who would place a curse on me! I long to be in your arms but I simply cannot while I bear the mark of how we parter.

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i reverse my nefarious curse, even a nefarious wizard can change his robes…come unaliver, together we can be unalovers…

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Ah! Kill!! Kill!! Death!! It's so good to be able to user the common tongue anew....

Now that I have seen that you are serious about your love, I am willing to try and right our wrongs... For I admit i am not blameless in the matter of our squabble either.

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as you would say, my lover…

love winners…

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The love story of all Timer

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I've been replaced...

#the wizard speaks#evil reblog
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This is a message to the FUTURE NEFARIOUS!!! If you are reading this I have a few QUESTIONS!!!

1. How is Select doing?

2. Have I taken over the world yet? I think I should have done that by now.

3. Does Status owe me any more money?

TOODLE-OO! EXCLAMANIA'S FIRST TIME TRAVEL ENDS HERE!

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I don’t think I do.

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There is no actual FUCKING WAY this post came out of the queue NOW. OH MY GOD???

#ooc#girl... girl not now...#nef im so sorry baby things went downhill
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In regards to EPPRBCU

I think we can all agree this is overdue. Several members of the EPPRB community have come together and formed an agreement, a union of sorts, to force some overdue changes regarding the problems of both the discord server, and how we’ve been treating the community aspect of this project as a whole.

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The Nefarious Wizard comes back from the dead to back the official EPPRBCU Union!

#epprbcu#important#major#mod post#mod announcement#long post#mod talks#punctuationverse#!cu#exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe
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This has been coming for a long time, I think, and while I was hoping I could hold out until the one year anniversary at least, I'm pulling out of the !cu.

This has really nothing to do with the server situation, I just got bored and roleplaying and Nefarious, Pheriya, and Jordan felt so much like a chore even before the new year that I was considering leaving. I stayed because I wanted to get things closed up and arcs involving me finished, but with the last arc I had planned effectively dead in the water, there's no point to me staying anymore.

But I'm not leaving without giving you closure. The plan was always to have Jordan be redeemed and for them to join Selfarious, raising their kids together. It just never panned out, but rest assured everyone got their happy ending.

I've had a blast rping as a punctuation wizard, from killing the Sun to getting married and everything in between.

The blogs will remain up for archival purposes, but this will be my last post.

BYEE!!!!

#the wizard speaks#epprbcu#!cu#punctuationverse
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Anonymous asked:

….It’s time, Love. Everything is in place. I left notes and pictures for the kids, Jordan said they’d take care of them.

…I left a message for mom too.

@character-selecton

nefarious-exclam answered:

Very well, my dear. Let's get this over with, shall we?

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[It nods]

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So, where are we going to meet him? I should hope he wouldn't come here and destroy the Tower.

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The giant oak at the center of the forest

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Walk with me, then?

[He holds out their hand.]

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[Sel takes his hand, gazing at them lovingly]

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[He gives it a kiss.]

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I’m scared.

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I am too. But I'd rather die right by your side than anywhere else.

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I agree. I love you.

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I love you too.

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….are you ready?

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I am.

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Let’s go.

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[They head off.]

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….do you think we’ll make a difference?

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We will.

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I love you.

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I love you too.

#selfarious#evil reblog#the wizard speaks#the final hours
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Whoops it's another

Emergency Post

Except it's not life threatening or anything.

My binder as of like, maybe 10 minutes ago, busted. I can't afford a new one this month and I can't go out without one unless I wanna be hella dysphoric because I have a large chest.

Here's my Ko-fi

ko-fi.com/starshinesoda

Please share if you can, this trans man needs some serious help.

(Also if you have any binder recommendations I would love to have some)

Any dono above $20 can DM me with proof and I'll make you a commission of anything you want. I just don't do mecha, but I'll do OC and Fandom stuff.

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I very suddenly can't afford food either so that ups this post to an even higher need. Please help if you can. Reblog, donate, anything.

I'll draw your fav character, your fav pony, you, you WITH your fav character, just help a brother out. I am Begging.

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Welcome to Similar Blog Showdown!!

With so many different blogs out there, it's inevitable that 2(or more) will have similar/the same gimmicks. But, who does it better?

That's what we're here to find out! I'll be posting a poll once a week comparing 2 similar blogs. If there are more than 2, I'll probably hold a mini tournament.

Not sure when I'll be starting this, but I've had this idea for a while now.

In the meantime, please send in blogs I missed and you'd like to see as well as propaganda for your favorite gimmick listed. I want to do as many as I can and I'm sure there's more I haven't come across.

Planned polls (in no specific order):

@how-many-letters vs. @alphabetcompletionist

@colortracker vs. @rainbow--completionist vs. @hemo-rainbow-completionist vs. @rgbcolorcounter

@counter-of-vowels vs. @voweltally

@carbon-monoxide-detector vs. @carbonmonoxide-detector

@oedcompletionist vs. @i-count-words-in-posts

@biblepercent vs. @bible-word-counter vs. @were-these-words-in-the-bible

@thegimmickblog vs. @nyan-copies-gimmick-blogs vs. @copy-counter vs. @gimmick-thief vs. @wildcard-completionist vs. @ditto-ditto vs. @gimmick-mimic vs. @gimmick-thief-thief

@the-disemvoweler vs. @the-other-disemvoweler

@the-disemconsonanter vs. @the-cosonant-killer

@asciicompletionist vs. @keyboard-completionist

@colourpickingpride vs. @colorpicked-pride-flags vs. @colorpickedprideflags vs. @color-picked-pride-flags vs. @color-picked-enby-flags vs. @color-picked-trans-flags vs. @colorpickedpride vs. @danganronpaprideicons vs. @osemanverseprideflags vs. @wof-pride-flags vs. @starrailprideflags vs. @city-of-colorpicking vs. @colorpickedstates vs. @knyprideflags vs. @colorpickinglesbian vs. @soniclesbianflags vs. @colorpickingpride vs. @colorpicking-pride vs. @proseka-colourpicked-flags vs. @colorpickedpokemon

@advancement-made vs. @achivement-unlocked vs. @pointless-achievements

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VANCE BETTER WIN!!! GO VANCE!!!

#evil reblog#the wizard speaks
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