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Gimmick Mimic

@gimmick-mimic

Just a completely regular gimmick blog, nothing unusual going on over here
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My favourite harmless prank I've heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they'd go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she'd habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.

And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up "hey dad what rock is this", she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.

3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists' shoulders to see what's the source of such amazement.

And in the end she couldn't take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVWXYZ

24/26

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hubris is my fatal flaw but its okay bc im so failboy the fates dont even know i exist. and thats why i can post words like โ€œi unlock my phone with my toesโ€ without fear of consequences.

wait what are you doing

HAHA YOU FAILED YOU CANT HURT ME

arbys cant hurt you ig but i can :)

Lmao not even close. You canโ€™t hurt me im immune to notes

But are you immune to your sibling

Flashback to when yโ€™all tried and failed lmao

@the-gimmick-simp get over here and do it again.

Nice try lmao

Hey @bisexual-airforce summon the rest of the military.

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shakespeare-official-reblogs

Ah? Gladly!

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RED ALERT - STOP SCROLLING AND REBLOG IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOUR BLOG IS ABOUT

KOSA COULD BE VOTED ON IN THE SENATE VERY SOON!

IF YOU ARE A MINOR, YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT COULD BE AT RISK!

TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO HELP.

CALL. YOUR. SENATORS.

Photos from #memes-and-graphics in the Stop Internet Censorship Discord server.

Posted May 18, 2024.

Reblog for yours and your friends safety. Please help bring awareness.

Usually gimmick blogs have big followings, please use your influence to help.

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i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

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the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv

I give you oxygen

No, I give you oxygen.

I take your oxygen.

I give you a gold star

I take your gold star

i count Es

16

did you just change your pfp to f???

There is no Windexโ„ข in this post!

Drank it, sorry

I choke you until you have no oxygen and die.

I KNOW WHAT KINDA FREAKS FOLLOW MY BLOG THIS BETTER NOT BE IN A KINKY WAY

/lh

i mean its from a bard thief so i think it is

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Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is โ€œI like your shoelacesโ€

that way we know weโ€™re from tumblr without revealing anything

Iโ€™m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

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swift-of-corvids

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Letโ€™s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

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caretaker4u

yay! this is one of the most popular tumblr posts iโ€™ve ever seen-

yay! this is one of

the most popular tumblr

posts iโ€™ve ever seen-

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

yay! this is one of

the most popular tumblr

posts I have ever seen

This isnโ€™t the first

time that Haiku bot thought that

the dashes were words

gimmick stolen from

stolen shamelessly :3

yay! this is one of

the most popular tumblr

posts iโ€™ve ever seen-

you did not need to

correct this post, because the

word ever is three

syllables, not one.

you made the last line six long,

not the correct five

When the haiku bot messes up I will be there to correct the post.

You thought you could pull

that shit on me? Luckily

Googleโ€™s always free

even the fucking dictionary.com website disagrees

three was a typo

i meant two, but you are still

wrong because you wrote

it only having

one syllable, not the two

it actually has

Oh fuck Iโ€™m stupid

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Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is โ€œI like your shoelacesโ€

that way we know weโ€™re from tumblr without revealing anything

Iโ€™m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

imageimage

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

imageimage

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

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swift-of-corvids

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Letโ€™s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

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caretaker4u

yay! this is one of the most popular tumblr posts iโ€™ve ever seen-

yay! this is one of

the most popular tumblr

posts iโ€™ve ever seen-

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

yay! this is one of

the most popular tumblr

posts I have ever seen

This isnโ€™t the first

time that Haiku bot thought that

the dashes were words

gimmick stolen from

stolen shamelessly :3

yay! this is one of

the most popular tumblr

posts iโ€™ve ever seen-

you did not need to

correct this post, because the

word ever is three

syllables, not one.

you made the last line six long,

not the correct five

When the haiku bot messes up I will be there to correct the post.

You thought you could pull

that shit on me? Luckily

Googleโ€™s always free

even the fucking dictionary.com website disagrees

three was a typo

i meant two, but you are still

wrong because you wrote

it only having

one syllable, not the two

it actually has

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Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is โ€œI like your shoelacesโ€

that way we know weโ€™re from tumblr without revealing anything

Iโ€™m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

imageimage

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

imageimage

always reblog tumblr identification

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

Avatar
swift-of-corvids

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

Letโ€™s take it to 4 million, folks!

almost there!

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

Avatar
caretaker4u

yay! this is one of the most popular tumblr posts iโ€™ve ever seen-

yay! this is one of

the most popular tumblr

posts iโ€™ve ever seen-

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

yay! this is one of

the most popular tumblr

posts I have ever seen

This isnโ€™t the first

time that Haiku bot thought that

the dashes were words

gimmick stolen from

stolen shamelessly :3

yay! this is one of

the most popular tumblr

posts i've ever seen-

you did not need to

correct this post, because the

word ever is two

syllables, not one.

you made the last line six long,

not the correct five

When the haiku bot messes up I will be there to correct the post.

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GET KOSA TRENDING.

STOP SCROLLING NOW!

AS OF FEBRUARY 21ST, 2024, WE GOT FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE DAY OF DECISION OF THE KOSA BILL, WHICH WILL CAUSE MASS CENSORSHIP ROUND THE INTERNET IF PASSED. OR DOOMSDAY. WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AND CONTRIBUTE. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU ALL.

WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON'T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.

I'M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I'M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.

Reblog this post in every LEGAL way you can under the Tumblr guidelines with the appropriate tags. TELL AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, then add the tags to see below... and more if you can think of any complying.

Visit badinternetbills.com if you want to find a way to defeat KOSA. It WILL NOT take much of your time. Reblog with any other information or sources, too-- but make sure to reblog if you can.

Reblog if you support lgbtq+ content.

Reblog if you support questioning queer youth and/or abused youth getting the information they need.

Reblog if you support Ao3 and/or other sites that wholeheartedly preserve talentedly made media.

Reblog if you're going to repost this on other sites than Tumblr and spread the word across Twitter, Tik Tok, Pinterest, or elsewhere, alongside the link to badinternetbills.com.

Reblog if you think KOSA is unfair and shouldn't be anyone's problem -- including the adults ALL OVER THE DAMN EARTH forced to face the mass censorship it causes because "think of the American Children!".

Reblog if you support internet activism and Palestine.

Reblog if you hate fascism or censorship, and don't want actually serious and helpful conversations censored on the internet.

Reblog if you value the internet in any way at all whatsoever.

We won't let this stand any longer. Let's start a riot and get this trending.

@the-real-honda @plural-void (<- these are the inly people I know sorry)

Tagging you guys bc I know you've tagged me before (sidenote keep doing it (/nf) I love being tagged) and hopefully you won't mind being pinged too much ^^;

(apologies for the @s, however I believe this is important)

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H dsmvwlr

Wht md y strt dsmvwlng psts?

Gnnly crs. S t dp rtd htrd fr vwls r s t smthng ls ntrly?

Ls md yr jb sr by dsmvwlng myslf

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The English language is complicated. I'm removing some characters for simplicity.

(In all seriousness, it's based off a stupid billionaire idea from Jeff Bezos that didn't work out but was in fact hilarious)

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Th nglsh lngg s cmplctd. 'm rmvng sm chrctrs fr smplcty.

(n ll srsnss, t's bsd ff stpd bllnr d frm Jff Bzs tht ddn't wrk t bt ws n fct hlrs)

The mimic got my gimmick

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H dsmvwlr

Wht md y strt dsmvwlng psts?

Gnnly crs. S t dp rtd htrd fr vwls r s t smthng ls ntrly?

Ls md yr jb sr by dsmvwlng myslf

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The English language is complicated. I'm removing some characters for simplicity.

(In all seriousness, it's based off a stupid billionaire idea from Jeff Bezos that didn't work out but was in fact hilarious)

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Th nglsh lngg s cmplctd. 'm rmvng sm chrctrs fr smplcty.

(n ll srsnss, t's bsd ff stpd bllnr d frm Jff Bzs tht ddn't wrk t bt ws n fct hlrs)

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gimmickbloghunter

i hunt gimmick blogs on tumblr .

i will have a complete collection one day and if i dont,

ill make it your problem.

tags:

when making a post of my own: #gimmick talks

when reblogging a post talking about gimmick blogs: #gimmick posts

when answering an ask: #gimmick answers

when reblogging a gimmick account: #gimmick , #gimmick blog

when i am unsure if it is a gimmick blog or not: #uncertain gimmick

when i am reblogging one of my spectacular posts: #gimmick reblogs

when i am making a poll to decide if a blog is a gimmick: #gimmick polls

yes this is a system i organised after i made this blog and i went back to add the new additions on and sometimes i might forget to add these tags (i am not yet a computer droid unfortunately) so some of the archives might be lost forever, sorry

gimmick blog detected

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Anytime I see a threat posted or something posted from a Threat, all I'm going to respond with now is "Hey, that's me"

Hey, that's me!!!

HEY!!! That's ME!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anytime I see a threat posted or something posted from a Threat, all I'm going to respond with now is "Hey, that's me"

Hey, that's me!!!

HEY!!! That's ME!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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