[ID: a drawing of a brown Jack rabbit with antlers, fangs, and pheasant wings, sitting facing to the left. The background is an orange teal gradient with simple grasses. End.]

Wolpertinger!

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

​​fucked up evil Rick Astley and his dessert spoons

medically accurate muscle chart:

As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

@cosmicdwarf

For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.

For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.

Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.

Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.

traitor tried to murder me last night and fuckwaffle is always up on my shit

I’m gonna try these tips

Spectrum of overwhelm, now in triangle form due to popular demand

Yeah I'm not letting this stay in the tags. Your thoughts are on my blog now

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

See you space cowboy.

legitimately crying over pictures of baby andean spectacled bears

Look At Him

@ursineknight

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

I don’t know how I forget about this every year but I love it

Images are of this twitter thread from Archer Kasai, depicting beats in the 1999 film The Mummy as moments in a tabletop RPG.

fml we gotta do everything ourselves here

GET BOOPED SUCKEEERS

get booped from the side too!

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

I have completed another crochet monstrosity

It's terrible and I love it, especially how peaceful it looks taking a nap. @elodieunderglass horrible things with hands?

it's a great creation, well done @cardboardlife !