That one bitch

I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman

he;s so sad

Oh yeah, I know them, we grew up together on tumblr.com

uhhh yeah can i start with the house salad?

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

been getting into regret recently i think i've got a knack for it

"theres no excuse for bullying" its actually your moral duty to bully elon musk 👍

the horrors may persist but so does our friendship

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

Bestie. How dare you leave “do not mock the life preserver…” in the tags.

@onewingedsparrow

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022) Netflix special

It is kind of funny that people still think Trump is a Russian sock puppet rather than a fucking moron who is getting dementia surrounded by sycophantic moronic yes men

Liberal commentators would rather resort to conspiratorial bullshit than just materially examine capitalism and the conditions that got us here

god, your worst warrior needs money

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

worm of inscrutable countenance

the clips i saw last night are already removed from tiktok (lol) but here's the one i was talking abt. where elon is 1) listening to grimes while 2) dying on a tutorial of a game while 3) he's trying to prove he's a Gamer and 4) everyone in chat is bullying him lmao edit: some of my fav comments

You're so fucked