#1 Maxine Feldman Fan

"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

Waiting for the bus simulator

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Whoops we forgot to send the bus again

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Favorite adderall review

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

a fat fluffy femme and her scrawny little butch <3

i personally did not go to mine as a protest because they wouldn't allow students to bring dates of the same gender (my prom was in 2013 and in florida so).

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

WHAT

I've tasted employment. I've tasted unemployment. I suggest money should start growing on trees so I can buy whatever I want.

can i please stop cycling through emotions like a hamster on cocaine

I'll be honest guys, life without a few little obsessions just isn't worth it